31. Pick-up lines

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James Potter: "Hey, tie your shoes, I don't want you falling for anyone else."

You laughed and tie you shoes


Sirius Black:  "Are you my potions easy? Because i'd like to slam you on my desk and you do all night."

".... You don't do your homework."

"Damn it!"


Remus Lupin: "Do you work at the post office? Because I'm sure i just saw you checking out my package."

You had one of two reactions:

1.  "This is what happens when you live with Sirius."

2. "Who are you and what have you done to my baby?"


Regulus Black: "My lips can't kiss themselves, you know."

He did this in class so you just gave him a kiss to be quiet 

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