┌─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───┐
𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚔, 𝚓𝚞𝚒𝚌𝚢 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚙𝟸
└─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───┘
⁺˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚⁺‧͙⁺˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚⁺‧͙⁺˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚⁺‧⁺˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚⁺‧͙⁺˚*•̩̩͙
i reach to my right for the small trash can.
i slide it under my feet and scoot back.
sliding my ass against the white, cold toilet.
i farted out of my juicy asshole and pushed.
i heard a ushy gushy sound as i realized it was time.
i made a weird noise as i expanded my asshole
AND HOLY SHIT IT STINKS
i gag as i struggle to let the shit escape from my
asshole. the smell fills the room as i struggle for air.
─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───
i let out one final breath as the rest of the shit
falls out of my asshole and slams against the
toilet water. cold water splashes up on my
ass i feel shock from how cold it was.
𝚊𝚜 𝚒 𝚜𝚊𝚒𝚍 𝚋𝚎𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐
─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───
still struggling from the smell, i reached over
to the toilet paper. it was time for the reveal.
what kind of shit was it?
was it green and runny?
was it light brown?
was it a medium colored brown?
what could it be?
─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───
i wiped my ass and saw.....
nothing. i threw the piece of toilet paper in the bowl and grabbed another. i wiped lower this time. there it was light brown shit on the white, soft toilet paper. i wiped a few times more and laughed as i sent the final graphic message on the discord server. i got up, pulling up my pants and turning around.
─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───
to my surprise, the color of the shit didn't match the shade of shit brown on the toilet paper. it was freakishly dark and was like brownish black. i sighed as i flushed and immediately reached out for the fabreeze. i sprayed it all around the toilet in circular motions and waited a few seconds so i wouldn't get a face full of the weirdly smelling chemicals.
─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───
i walked out of the bathroom, turning off the lights, laughing about the story i had just shared with my group on discord.
⁺˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚⁺‧͙⁺˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚⁺‧͙⁺˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚⁺‧⁺˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚⁺‧͙⁺˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚⁺‧͙⁺˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚⁺‧͙
PLEASE IM SO SORRY YOU JUST READ THIS
IF YOU WANT ILL MAKE ANOTHER ONE THE NEXT TIME I TAKE A FAT SHIT BAHHAHAHAAHAHH
┌─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───┐
𝙻𝙼𝙰𝙾 𝙱𝚈𝙴 (ง'̀-'́)ง
└─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───┘
YOU ARE READING
𝚖𝚢 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎
Fantasyi'm so sorry for this. this is a real story of me taking a giant shit. my teachers have always complimented me on my writing so why not waste it?
