i wiped the tears from my eyes and my leg fell asleep. i looked i. between my legs and realized what kind of shit it was.
ITS SO FUCKING LONG
HOLY SHIT THERES MORE AAAAAA
i expanded my asshole as far as i could while trying to get the rest of the shit out.
i panicked as my mom tried coming back to the bathroom and i screamed that i was taking a fat crap.
my nose started to run as my ass cheeks hurt from sitting down in a weird way.
i reached for the toilet paper and trapped two pieces. i held on to the side of the fat toilet as i slid the trash can back into its position.
i looked back down at the shit with the toilet paper still in my hand. hold up i'm blowing my nose kk -
i wiped my ass and holy shit that's a lot of crap. i tossed it into the toilet. AND MY MOM WALKED IN AND SAID OO WEE WOW EE YOU GOT A WACKY BUT .
uhhh... nvm that. uhm.
i finished wiping and i turned around to flush. then i stared at my ugly ass face in the mirror and wanted to throw up.
i then realized there are shit stains in the toilet. now i have to fucking clean it. i blame it on the people watching me type on discord. fuck y'all. idk how to clean
i grabbed the fabreze and sprayed it in another circular motion. i closed the toilet bowl and realized how fucking bad it smells in here.
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𝚖𝚢 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎
Fantasyi'm so sorry for this. this is a real story of me taking a giant shit. my teachers have always complimented me on my writing so why not waste it?
