Hi! Did you miss us hehe? Sorries. Anyway, it's Rozie (I changed my name because I write it with a 'z' irl), and I'm here to write down our latest mission. Basically, I did this manuscript-style. Uhm...yeah...so this is more what goes down in the comment sections we enter xD
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*Snaps drugs Lily with a love potion*
Melodie: Right. It's murder time
*death squad and helpers arrive*
Rozie: FORK HIM WTFFFFFF
Alicia: WTF? I haven't read this, but he is dying tonight
Cordelia: *pulls out knife* I'm ready 🔪
Maddy: Hey ho, I've got my bow. *chuckles* I rhymed. *mutters a curse as she realizes* Dang, I'm so immature you'd forget I'm the oldest in the squad by literal years
Rozie: Roses are red. Violets are blue. Let's kill this mofo
Meloldie: Rozie, you should become a poet
Rozie: *tosses hair* I know, right?
Melodie: AIGHT, ENOUGH OF THE CHITCHAT. BOOK ARMY ASSEMBLED COMMANDEER
Cordelia: DIE YOU SON OF A B*TCH
Rozie: *kicks Snape in the—* YOU LITTLE FORKER
Rozie: *hits him with a frying pan Rapunzel-style* 🍳 YOU WATERED DOWN ASS CHICKEN
Moon: Swear jar, Rozie
Rozie: *glares and mutters 'I hate that jar'*
Alicia: *appears somewhere right in front of Snape* Okay, here you are mofo. Just let me tell you there are a bunch of teenagers who I count as soldiers here to kill you
Melodie: *throws hard cover dictionaries at him* DIE, YOU TOASTED TWATWAFFLE
Rozie: YOU UNGRATEFUL FUCK LEPRECHAUN *puts a handful of money in the jar then throws a burrito at Snape* 🌯
Moon: *sighs exaggeratedly* Well, I've brought my clubs 🏌️♀️🏌️♀️🏌️♀️🏌️♂️🏌️♂️🏌️♂️
Maddy: *stops others quickly* GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, plan here: why do we kill people right away? What we should do is torture them so they feel the pain, and kill them when they beg for mercy. Shoot and wack his extremities first 🏹🏹
Alicia: Let's fight him, make him bleed, and then watch as he begs for mercy. We act like we will be kind and them boom! We take the final strike and kill him. How does that sound?
Melodie: Yes to ALL of that
Melodie 0.2 seconds later: *boils his fingers while they're still attached to his hands*
Cordelia: *holds Wand at his throat* NOW LISTEN HERE U IDIOT. YOU. WILL. NOT. TOUCH. LILY. EVER. AGAIN. YOU. WILL. GIVE. HER. THE. ANTIDOTE. TO. THE. LOVE. POTION. NOW FUCK OFF
Rozie: *throws some apples at him* YOU UNGRATEFUL HELL-NOODLE 🍎🍎🍎🍎
Maddy: 🏹
Melodie: HIIUIIIIIIYAHHHHH *breaks his nose and punches his teeth* YOU DONT DESERVE A LIFE, YOU BLOODSUCKING SLUG
Moon: EVIL LITTLE COCKROACH🖕🖕🖕🖕
Cordelia: *slaps him in the face*
Melodie: *steals his kneecaps* F U C K O F F AND STAY AWAY FROM LILY YOU DO NOT DESERVE HER. YOU ARE SINKING OUR SHIP, AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DO THAT? YOU GET A WHOLE FUCKING ARMY TO BEAT YOUR ASS AWAY FROM JILY, SO GO AWAY AND STAY AWAY
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The Adventures of The Rose Bennett Death Squad
General FictionOnce upon a time in a comment section not so far away... A group of young witches banded together to destroy a character standing in the way of Jily. When their mission was finally accomplished after a long struggle, the...
