The Scandal (Thomas Brodie Sangster)

I hate this Universe

"Tomorrow. we live like sims."

"I think this is a terrible Idea" he sighed 

"First we must make ourselves as close to real as possible so the look, the traits and I even thought its one day ambitions too. However I don't have the right DLCs and stuff so... your gonna be a Rockstar not an actor Thomas becuase... that's not a carer my my version on this game

"Can I make you a... whatever your job is?"

"No. I can be a writer and unemployed though which does seem accurate" 

"It does"

"I have made you a few times in sims thomas. weridly your fairly easy to make."

"Am i?"

"Yeah, handy, vehicles obsessed, heavy sleeper, Musical. and suddenly its thomas"

"I'm mad my personality can be brought down to four things"

"but?"
"But it does seem like me" 

"Seven twenty one" y/n giggled "Wakey wakey time" she sighed sitting in her bed "I now have to go and wake Thomas up because that's what my sim did. He's gonna be mad" she laughs getting out of her bed and yawning as she went down the corridor opening the door seeing Thomas laid on his side still fast asleep "wakey wakey bitch its time to do this bull shit" she says jumping on the bed 

"uuuuuummmmm no" He groans nuzzling with the pillow 

"The sims are up by now so we have to be up by now" she says as she laid in bed beside him

".... nooo" He whines laying on his stomach his bed head all that could be seen above the pillow and the duvet "I need coffee"

"You can't have coffee till... nine thirty" 

"Nooooo y/n" He whined 

"No coffee till the sim doesn't and your sim didn't get a coffee till half nine you have to have  a bath first"

"I don't want to"

"Well you have to" she laughs 

"I hate this day. I hate this video. I hate this life I lead. I hate you. I hate me. I hate everything. I hate this universe." He says "Let me sleep" 

"I hate you too but you have to get up, the long you snuggle in bed the less your going to want to get up and the further behind you'll be so the longer you will have to wait for coffee thomas"

"Bring me coffee y/n"

"No I can't do that thomas"

"Just... just cheat. For me"

"No"

"Please..."

"what will I get if I do?"

"I will... Buy you another bunny rabbit" he says his chocolate eyes just emerging from the covers

"No thank you, two is enough"

"I will... let you film that video where you handcuff me to a bed." 

"Nope"

"I will, Have sexy time with you?"

"I'm filming you right now Thomas"

"..... Sally darling. Edit me please. I can't take the fucking shipping anymore"

"This is why there is shipping

"I know why. Well my offer stands." 

"No Thomas, you have to have a bath in ten minuets or you'll be running late all day"

"Noooo" He whines the covers moving slightly to expose his bare chest as he laid on his stomach trying desperately to wither stay asleep or wake up without his coffee "I am in a really fucking weird mood today y/n" he says 

"I can tell Sweetheart" she laughs 

 "I can't do this. I genuinely can't do this without coffee" 

"Well you can't have coffee, Maybe if you have like a really hot bath. or a really cold bath it'll wake you up more?"

"No, I need coffee. I can't actually do this."

"we have been handcuffed for a week. Drove across America. various other things and this.. .this is the thing you can't do"

"Yes." he says moving again to hold his head up "Y/n. I'm serious. Turn the camera off if you want Because I have no filter right now."

"I'll get sally to edit it don't worry, Why. are you worried?"

"Because when I'm this tried. and lacking caffeine. I have no filter. and I am worried I'm going to say or do something that is going to make you or sally mad at me again. and it'll be the fucking phone sharing video fuck up all over again" 

"I know, its okay. we thought we where out of earshot and we weren't so... its okay just, just rant Thomas" 

"I'm actually serious. I don't think I can get up without a cup of coffee. which sounds so bitchy. But I really can't, I am so conscious when I'm this out of it. I'm so aware of the camera. More then when I'm drunk. It's all that's in my head is don't say this, don't do that. don't fuck it up else shit's gonna hit the fucking fan again like it did after the japan series stuff came out. Turn it off Hun because I really can't do this right now" 

"I will maybe allow one coffee as a cheat. Because I don't think this is practical even if I get you out of bed. Thomas cant function until half nine which is almost two hours without coffee" she says in her kitchen "for reference as you probably know we fill alot of stuff out of order, so when it gets released it really no indication of when it was filmed, and yesterday we did a video that hasn't come out yet it might have when you see this I don't know, were we Looked at weird sex toys so we're both kinda in a weird mood right now probably not a good time to be filming this video" she laughs "Okay. Sim me was drinking coffee now. and Sim Thomas has to go have a bath. I may actually have to give him a coffee while he's in the bath. Because I don't think he can last"