me, driving up to Sunny's house : get in loser we're going shopping
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Lauren : will there be pancake rolls?
Angel, sobbing uncontrollably : th-there-
Lauren : Angel. your girlfriend's funeral. pancake rolls?
my ghost : make sure there are pancake rolls
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Bee : child, what did I tell you about lying?
Snek : *sighs* that it only works on Lauren
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any of us : whoops
Bee : whoops? WHOOPS?! this is not a "whoops" situation! we are far past whoops. whoops is a distant speck in the rear view mirror. we are solidly in "oh fuck" territory and I expect you to act like it
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kid 1 : wait, it's moving!
kid 2 : what's she saying?
me through the Ouija board : I-T-S P-A-S-T Y-O-U-R B-E-D-T-I-M-E G-O T-H-E F-U-C-K T-O S-L-E-E-P
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me : *walks in on Angel using a Ouija board* babe-
Angel : yes?
me : I told you that you couldn't summon any demons
Angel : fuck you
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Lauren : you call yourself my friend, but where were you when my photo had only four likes?!
Snek : making four accounts...
Lauren : bro...
Snek : bro
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some assholes who deserve to die : welcome to the fuck Bee club where we collectively say fuck you to that bitch
Lauren, sweating : so I may have misunderstood-
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Bee : why is Sunny crying?
Snek : Lauren killed their minecraft polar bear
Lauren : THEY WERE THE ONE WHO BROUGHT A POLAR BEAR TO THE FUCKING NETHER!
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Angel : how long are you going to be mad at me?
me : ten minutes
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