(A musical remake for that 'All Because Of A Scratch' which was supposed to be the OCs debating which backstory sucks the most.
And that chap failed. And I guess also this chap as well...)
- Cue Music -
Zero: What do you do... With a B.A. in English?
Zero: What is my life going to be?
Zero: Four years of college, and plently of knowledge...
Zero: Have earned me this useless degree!
Zero: I can't pay the bills yet, cause I have no skills yet.
Zero: The world is a big scary place.
Zero: But somehow I can't shake, the feeling I might make... A difference, to the human race!
- Cue more music, and head to Avenue Q -
Forty: Morning Romus!
Romus: Hi Forty.
Forty: How's life?
Romus: Disappointing.
(Solaris in the background: Isn't it always?)
Forty: What's the matter?
Romus: The wolf group had laid me off again.
Forty: Oh I'm sorry....
Romus: Me too! I mean - look at me! I'm 10 years out of college and I always thought.... Oh-
Forty: What?
Romus: No, it'll sound stupid.
Forty: Aw c'mon, just f*cking say it.
Romus: When I was little, I thought I would be.
Forty: What?
Romus: A big comedian at late night TV.
Forty: Hahaha no.
Romus: But now I'm 32 (actually 12 but let's just roll with the music), and as you can see, I'm not.
Forty: Nope.
Romus: Oh well.
Forty: *shrugs*
Romus: It sucks to be me!
Forty: No.
Romus: It's sucks to be me.
Forty: No!
Romus: It sucks to be broke (lonely) and unemployed (have no pack) and turning 33 (13). It sucks to be me!
Forty: You think your life sucks?
Romus: I think so!
Forty: Your problems aren't so bad! (Gatekeeping you lil-)
Forty: I'm kinda pretty, I'm pretty damn smart.
Romus: You are!
Forty: Thanks!
Forty: I like romantic things like music and art!
Forty: And as you know I've got a gigantic heart! So why, don't I have a boyfriend?! F*CK it sucks to be me!
(Solaris again in the background: Your boy best friend/crush died Forty)
Romus: Me too!
Forty: It sucks to be me!
Romus: It sucks to be me!
Romus: It sucks to be Romus!
Forty: And Forty!
Romus: To not have a job!
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