The Can

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*The demigods are babysitting Estelle*

Percy: *trying to open can with hands* Annabeth, this can't open, it's stuck, sea?

Annabeth: Percy, it would be wise to use a can opener.

Nico: Percy, you're gonna die trying to open that can

Hazel: Like "The Ghost King" knows anything about opening cans. Let this gold show you how it's done!

Frank: Hazel, we both know what happened LAST time you tried opening a can, you turned into an animal!

Hazel: Says you

*Finally, Annabeth opens the can but it spills everywhere*

Leo: *walks in and sees mess* woah, looks like Estelle got you again. Man, that girl is on fire!

Jason: It looks like a glob of baby food fell out of the sky.

Piper: We better get this mcleaned up before Sally gets here. And what are you guys going to tell her when she sees that we used up all her mcleaning supplies?

Reyna: You guys don't want to lie to Sally, that woman will get you to tell the truth.

Calypso: And if you do, she will banish you to an isolated island for the rest of your life.

Everyone else except Calypso: ...

Calypso: I can make puns too. 

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