Frank: Hey Hazel, maybe we should go to the zoo for our first date. I mean we can see all the animals
Hazel: That pun is not pure gold it's more like a Leo pun when he was still alive. R.I.P Commander Tool Belt.
Frank: Here come the waterworks
Leo: I am not dead idiots !
Hazel: Oh! It's like I can still hear him.
Frank: I think I see a ghost, Hazel, it looks just like our Super-Sized McShizzle.
Leo: Oh for crying out loud people
Hazel: It even speaks like him.
Leo: You guys stupid
Hazel: You know I made some muffins in his honor the other day, I'll go get them now for us to eat
Frank: They're blueberry aren't they
Hazel: duh, blueberry muffins were his favorite
Frank: * Basically crying *
Frank: He like blueberries because it rhymes with toolberries, the fruit that he made up
Hazel: * starts to whimper *
Hazel: I even put little hammers inside it
Leo: Can I have one?
Hazel: That's what Leo would have said
Frank: Where's your bathroom?
Hazel: down the hall
Hazel and Frank: *Both go to the bathroom to cry some more*
Leo: I'm going to eat the muffins now
Leo: * picks a muffin up and eats it *
Leo: * runs out the door with tray of muffins * bye losers
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Percy Jackson memes
FanfictionThese are just some mini fanfics we came up with. They're all original, but occasionally there will be a song (that we haven't created) in there. The characters are not ours! - they are from the Percy Jackson series created by Rick Riordan! They are...
