The Scandal (Thomas Brodie Sangster)

Clone

"Hello everyone and welcome to this bullshit idea I had at five in the morning and instantly went online to buy something I do not need or want, but am going to make a age restricted video on it anyway." she smiled as she stood in her kitchen with some tools on the table Thomas beside her having a cup of tea seeming confused why he was even there. "So first things first. Thomas"

"Yes y/n?"

"Get your pants off Thomas"

"Way ahead of you y/n" he says sipping his tea 

"Ohh I see" she says looking down at him however everything below there waists was hidden behind her kitchen island 

"Yep."

"Did you do that while I was making your cup of tea?"

"Yes I did"

"why?

"when have you known me to wear pants at your house?

"That's true" she sighs "Next step" she says looking at some instructions on the table "Take your underpants off"

"Hu?"

"Take them off"

"... so just straight up. Get my dick out?"

"Yep." she laughs "Get your dick out"

"You should probably explain the video because this is a weird opening" 

"I doubt any one is going to complain"

"Still"

"It'll make senses as we go on"

"You hope"

"How long does it take you to get your underwear off?"

"I didn't know I was doing this, these are hard to get off, Plus I'm trying not to let the camera see... or you"

"why? I have seen your dick lots of times."

"Still...

"Honestly Thomas I see it so much it's not even excited anymore"

"Awww am I not exciting?" 

"not really no"

"Right What are we doing?" He asks handing her his underwear  "why am I naked from the waist down?"

"My enjoyment"

"This is weird. I do not like this."

"You don't like being whinnie the pooh?

"I very much am whinnie the pooh right now. what are we going to do?"

"We are cloneing your dick"

".... We're what?"

"we are going to use some science to make a clone of your dick"

"Sooo.. what are you gonna do with the clone of my dick?"

"That's none of your business Thomas"

"What are you going to do?"

"sell it on eBay probably" she laughs "Right lets mix some Goo!" she laughs throwing some equipment on the table 

"Gooooo! I wanna mix the goo" 

"No goo for you" 

"For explanation we are actually following the direction we may skip some and also edit for jokes but this isn't like barbie was are actually doing it, Do not... copy me"

"I could have kept my pants on if I knew it was going to take this long" 

"You complaining?"

"No." he shrugs "I am very happy we are not doing this drunk as you first suggested"