Haikyuu Headcanons

Who I Would Get Along With: Shiratorizawa

Goshiki Tsutomu 

He's baby, I adore him, but I would hate him if I met him in real life. First, what is his haircut. I'd probably laugh if I saw it in real life but no. I would hate him because he's always trying to fish for compliments and I HATE THAT WITH A BURNING PASSION! It's hella annoying and it gets on my nerves. He'd probably ask people what they got on tests just so he could say "I only got a 96%". No. I would find him annoying I'm sorry but we wouldn't be friends 

Shirabu Kenjirou

FUCK NOOO! I love him and his measured bangs but for the love of all things holy we would not be friends. I think he would hate me and would just find me annoying and because I'm loud and probably wouldn't listen to him if he asked "can you be quiet I'm trying to study". I'd think he's annoying by default to deal with my sadness and shock. He's a tad bit rude and I wouldn't be friends with him

Semi Eita

Yes! We would be able to talk about music and our experiences with band teachers cause I was in band for a couple of years. and I can relate. Y'all can't tell me Semi wasn't a band kid at some point. He's really cute and sweet and I can see myself most definitely having a crush on him because he's perfect in every way. I'd also probably make a playlist for him or at least share one of my existing playlists like the rock playlist and my good vibes playlist. We bond through music, our love to stay at home, and him playing the guitar and me begging if I could see him play 

Tendou Satori 

Oh fuck yes we would get along. Tendou is just so sweet and a chaotic teen I wanna squish him. He's basically me and my friends in any situation. So obviously we would get along and he loves shounen so yes! We can be nerds together 

Ushijima Wakatoshi

No. Just no. Do I need to say why cause I think it's pretty obvious why I wouldn't be friends with him? He's too serious and intimidating I don't think I would even try to approach him unless someone forced me to like a teacher or sum shit. He probably wouldn't put any effort either

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Yeah Shiratorizawa ain't it for me at least when it comes to befriending people. Like a lot of them are too serious for my taste and I don't think we would really click unless I'm misunderstanding them but I can already tell half of the Shiratorizawa team wouldn't be my friend except for possibly Semi and Tendou

On that note, uh I can imagine Ushijima walking up to Oikawa during the Olympics and telling him "you should've stayed in Japan so we could play together"