Forging My Own Path (Konosuba X Male Reader)

Chapter 8

3rd Person POV:

The four adventurers began walking to the entrance of the town with weapons in hand. They looked around as adventures began walking with them. Kazuma leaned in whispering, "What do you think (Y/N) did now?"

"How do we know it was (Y/N)?" Megumin asked. "I mean yeah he is a general for the devil king. He has probably killed dozens if not hundreds of innocent people and he could probably wipe the town of life if he felt like it but he's changed.

Aqua stares at Megumin not looking impressed. "Of course he has..."

Darkness moans while holding herself and starts shaking around. "I wonder what sort of power he has. Oh the thought of going up against him."

(Y/N) POV:

I smacked Darkness over the head with my staff. "I can't believe you...thinking I would go haywire like that. You have no faith in me."

"I'm sorry (Y/N)...it's just you know...you're a devil king general. Who knows what you can do" Kazuma mumbles.

I grit my teeth and feel betrayed. "Traitor..." I wipe my eyes while snifflng as I turn around. "Let's see who the hell we are dealing with." I pushed past a crowd of people demanding to get through. I stopped and saw a headless horseman. I sighed dramatically while flipping my staff around. "Beldia. I should have seen this coming..."

The headless horseman lifted his sword up at me while laughing. "If it isn't (Y/N) (L/N)...he was right then."

I walk past each adventurer and slam my staff into the ground. "Who?"

"The devil king obviously. He knows you're here. He's not happy" Beldia says.

I leaned forward against my staff suprised. "Really? Huh thought he wouldn't notice. So what you came here to tell me to come back?"

Beldia laughed. "No. Oh God no. No. He wants you dead. He sent me here to kill you."

I clicked my tongue and turned around while still leaning against my staff. I hold my hand up and look at it. "So you want to kill me? Like I haven't died enough already. How bothersome. I don't particularly feel like fighting you. So what if I refuse? I mean I could just go home and forget this even happened."

"If you do such a thing I will burn this town to the ground" He hissed.

Megumin stepped forward with crimson red lights emerging from her staff. "If you think I'm just going let you kill him and this town then prepare thyself."

I stared at Megumin blankly before flicking her in the face making her yelp. "You idiot!" I turn back to Beldia and lift my staff up behind my head and over my shoulders "Sorry about that. This loli arch-wizard is a pain. I think she has a crush on me though."

"You live with a pitiful human like her?" He asks.

"Who are you calling pitiful?" I snap. "Yeah they are annoying, they are beyond useless and they are going to get me killed one day. I mean I can see it now. I die protecting Megumin as she wastes her mana on a stupid explosion spell. I did predict my death after all..." I sigh while walking right up to Beldia and bash his head with my staff. "So you dumb headless fucktard. Yeah, I live with them. Because these pitiful humans have sure grown on me. They've made my life so much more...interesting. And I wouldn't have it any other way."

"Look how far you have fallen" He sighs.

I squint my eyes at him. "Look I'm not here to get looked down on. I'm living my new life so why don't you go back to the devil king and tell him exactly this. Why don't you go suck a dick and go fuck yourself."

"You want me to say that? Word from word?" Beldia mutters.

"Word by fucking word" I yell.

"So...I go back to the devil king and tell him you said to go and suck a dick and fuck yourself?" He asks confused.

"Don't forget jackass" I reply.

"Right...or I can just do this premonition of death" He says as a spell hit me making me fall to my knees and as a skull and a dark force lingered over me. "You were talking about your death. Well know this, I Beldia was the one to kill you. That curse shall kill you in one week. I shall return for your corpse which the devil king shall hang up like a flag showing your demise. I bid thee farewell."

Beldia rides off as I stand up frowning. "Dammit."

"(Y/N)!" Megumin yells as she latches onto me. "Please don't die! Please don't die! Please don't die!"

I shake my leg around as Megumin holds on. "Get off me, you little scamp! Get off! I'm not going to die you brat!"

"But didn't he just curse you with death?" Kazuma asks.

I sigh while rubbing my head. "Yeah he kinda did. But he does that all the time. I think he summoned that curse on me about a dozen times. It's rather bothersome. You would think by now he would realize that shit doesn't work on me."

"So you can fix it?" Darkness asks.

"I mean yeah I can. But I don't really want to" I sigh.

"You want to die?" Aqua asks. "You hate us that much so you're feeling suicidal?"

"Didn't you listen to anything I was going to say? For fuck sake. Look the reason I don't want to do this is well...well..." I fiddle with my fingers as I mumble under my breath. "It gives me a tummy ache."

"What?..." They all whine.

"I get a tummy ache. If I get rid of the curse I get a tummy ache" I whimper while holding my stomach. "I'm very sensitive over my tummy ok?! I don't like getting tummy aches. I rather get stabbed in the heart. I can't stand a tummy ache. I would rather die..."

Kazuma kicks me to the ground. "You're a damn idiot! You're like the most powerful wizard out there! And your kryptonite is a tummy ache?! I'm surrounded by idiots!"

"You will get rid of that curse right now or I'll do it!" Aqua says while towering over me.

I start crawling back. "No I beg of you, anything but that!"

Aqua lifts her staff up as she chases me around. "Get back here so I can save you! (Y/N) let me save your life!"

I scream while throwing my inventory at her which included potions and food sprinting at full force. "Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off!"

I am however stopped when I slam into a knight as I hit the ground. I look up to see five knights holding their swords at me. "(Y/N) (L/N) one of the devil kings' generals. You are hereby under arrest for your crimes against humanity."

"Of course I am" I sigh. "Well I'm not going to go down without a..."

"(Y/N)!" Aqua yelled while swinging her staff up in the air.

I jolt up while holding my hands up. "Ok I give up. Take me away. Just get me away from her!" The knights cuff me as we are moved through the crowd's barely hearing my name being yelled. "Thank God. I thought was doomed."

"We shall imprison you until your foreseeable execution." A knight stated my death? Shit. Well at least it was better than a tummy ache. "It's in our oath to tell you what is your execution is. We shall poison you." I hold my tummy as my eyes widened. Oh no. Ohhhh NOOOOOOOOOO!