'' If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'de be broke''
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Roasts!!!
HumorIf someone insults you , never use the classic '' I know what you are but what am I?''. Instead, use these roasts. Most of these are funny, some are brutal.
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'' If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'de be broke''