My female roommate

Episode 6:Getting over it

Aj:*walks in carrying bags* I don't get how you lived with her
Kefla:I don't get why you two don't like each other
Aj:she's a brat
Kefla:that's why she kicked you in the nuts
Aj:she's lucky I didn't sock her in the jaw
Kefla:do that and I'll have to knock a couple teeth out
Aj:then I'll go right to fighting you
Kefla:great let's go right now
Aj:no
Kefla:oh come on
Aj:I won't let you entice me like the last two times
Kefla:but it was fun you're a good fighter
Aj:so are you
Kefla:yeah I know my way around the street
Aj:you know how to kill a person
Kefla:have you killed a person
Aj:no but I know how to do it
Kefla:well that was a weird question
Aj:I was reading manhwa earlier
Kefla:oh okay
Aj:*falls back on the couch* now I can go to sleep
Kefla:what about dinner
Aj:noodles
Kefla:we had that last night
Aj:well I can't cook
Kefla:guess we're both gonna learn something
Aj:I don't want to though
Kefla:come on it'll be fun I promise
Aj:how is this supposed to be fun
Kefla:*grabs his hand and pulls him up* come on you have to be able to take care of yourself at some point
Aj:ugh fine
Kefla:great but what are we gonna cook
Aj:you pulled me up here
Kefla:let's just do something simple like a breakfast food
Aj:brinner huh
Kefla:yeah
Aj:okay we got eggs right let's just do that
Kefla:okay cracking eggs shouldn't be too bad
Aj:no let's boil them
Kefla:no let's do fried eggs
Aj:so no yolk
Kefla:do you not eat yolks
Aj:yeah
Kefla:okay how about I boil it and you do fried
Aj:good thing I know a hack for this
Kefla:what do you mean
Aj:you can use an empty bottle to suck up the yolk
Kefla:oh yeah I think I saw that somewhere
Aj:exactly
Kefla:okay then let's see who does it better
Aj:obviously
Kefla:wanna put something on that
Aj:okay your younger sister
Kefla:okay if mine is better you have to hangout with her for a whole day
Aj:okay if mine is better then you have to go the whole next day without talking to me
Kefla:wait that's not fair
Aj:neither is your pick you know we don't get along
Kefla:you brought her into the equation
Aj:I was joking
Kefla:sounded genuine
Aj:my lies are genuine
Kefla:your face is genuine
Aj:can you even call that an insult
Kefla:you know what I meant!
Aj:heh
Kefla:be lucky I don't punch you in the face
Aj:and I'll punch you right back
Kefla:I thought you don't hit girls
Aj:I can make an exception for you
*afterward*
Kefla:*puts a plate down* I only did one
Aj:same here
Kefla:okay then
Aj:*starts peeling the egg*
Kefla:(I hope I took it out at the right time I need to win this bet)
Aj:it's barely cooked
Kefla:(damn)
Aj:well what won't kill you will make you stronger *drops it in his mouth*
Kefla:and you said you don't eat the yolk
Aj:*swallows it* geez that was bad but nothing I can't handle
Kefla:yeah *takes a bite*
Aj:so what do you think
Kefla:(I need to lie) it's trash you suck at this
Aj:well I expected that but I could've sworn I actually did something right for once
Kefla:yeah it sucks (I'm sorry but I have too much pride to lose)
Aj:are you gonna cry
Kefla:what makes you say that
Aj:because you look like it
Kefla:*wipes her eyes* no I'm fine I'm just thinking of Sanguine
Aj:yeah that made me cry too
Kefla:yeah
Aj:well let's go to sleep and tell cauliflower to meet me on the rooftop like the first time
Kefla:you know she hates it when you call her that
Aj:well I don't like it when she calls me an old man
Kefla:but you like it when I call you fluffy head
Aj:that's out of the question
Kefla:*puts her hand on his head* you wanna cuddle fluffy head
Aj:shut up you have no right to offer me something like that *walks to the room*
Kefla:well I wanted to pay you back since I lied to you but I guess you don't care
Aj:*cuts on the lamp then lays down* time to sleep
*in the morning*
Aj:*walks out wearing glasses*
Kefla:you seem ready
Aj:well I don't want to do this but I have no choice
Kefla:well I hope for the best and try not to go at each other's throats do it for me
Aj:you don't have the right to make that request
Kefla:then what would give me the right to make that request
Aj:if you were my best friend or if we were dating
Kefla:I thought we were best friends
Aj:no
Kefla:then who's your best friend
Aj:Akutsu
Kefla:but didn't you too fight each other back in Highschool
Aj:it was one time and he hurt Hana so I couldn't let him get away with it
Kefla:wait but I thought Hana was your classmate
Aj:yeah since Highschool it's been our friend group
Kefla:so they dated
Aj:yeah he cheated on her and when I found out I punched him in the face
Kefla:and then you fought each other
Aj:yeah it was a good fight though and we made up after that
Kefla:what happened after that
Aj:I'll tell you the rest when I get back
Kefla:why not now
Aj:*tying his shoes* I wouldn't want to ruin the fun
Kefla:hmph
Aj:don't be like that it's not super just saiyan
Kefla:that's cheesy
Aj:better than your complimented insults
Kefla:whatever just leave
Aj:alright see ya *walks out*
Kefla:I didn't know he had a social life in the past or an interesting life
*on the rooftop*
Caulifla:*looking over the railing*
Aj:*walks in* Caulifla
Caulifla:old man
Aj:hey be grateful I said your name
Caulifla:be grateful I don't end your bloodline
Aj:I'm not here for a fight if I was I would've said so
Caulifla:so you lost a bet and that's why we have to hangout
Aj:yeah I hate it as much as I do
Caulifla:well let's go then
Aj:where too
Caulifla:I'm craving some chocolate so let's go already
Aj:alright princess
Caulifla:anything but cauliflower is fine
Aj:anything but old man is fine
Caulifla:okay Mr.Chan
Aj:how do you know my last name
Caulifla:Kale told me
Aj:I told her I don't need people knowing of my lineage
Caulifla:you hate your family
Aj:no but we're just built different
Caulifla:so am I
Aj:yeah sure you are
Both:*walk out*
Caulifla:so then how well do you know my sister
Aj:not well enough I mean we're just roommates
Caulifla:I thought you two were dating
Aj:yeah that won't happen besides I'm not all that interesting
Caulifla:yeah you're right you're a boring guy
Aj:you're a short gal
Caulifla:you're not so tall yourself my sister is giant compared to you
Aj:and you
Caulifla:how am I not supposed to kill you
Aj:yeah I get how you feel
Both:*walk in*
Aj:you really like chocolate don't you
Caulifla:yeah it's my favorite thing ever
Aj:heh
Caulifla:so then what was life like for you before college
Aj:geez you too
Caulifla:what
Aj:I was just telling your sister the same thing
Caulifla:guess you'll tell me too
Aj:no I'll get your sister to tell you
Caulifla:lame
Aj:yeah yeah just get what you want
Caulifla:I don't even know why you agreed to this
Aj:I was bored
Caulifla:you just want me to kill you don't you
Aj:I'm not suicidal and if I was I wouldn't let you kill me that's for sure
Caulifla:you're no fun
Aj:and you are
Caulifla:yeah I'm a lot of fun
Aj:is it a family trait to overestimate yourself
Caulifla:is it a family trait to be blind
Aj:what do you mean I have perfect vision
Caulifla:then what do you wear glasses for
Aj:for the style you wouldn't get the reason
Caulifla:*grabs his glasses and puts them on* I think I'll keep these for myself
Aj:no way I was lucky enough to have glasses lying around
Caulifla:well you don't need them
Aj:you don't either I don't see anything wrong with your eyes
Caulifla:well I look better
Aj:*grabs them* go take some from your sister or something
Caulifla:hmph
Aj:*puts them on* hurry and up and get what you want
Caulifla:yeah yeah I hear you
*afterward*
Aj:alright then now what's next on this
Caulifla:*eating a chocolate bar* I don't know
Aj:you're just like your sister
Caulifla:what
Aj:swallow before you talk
Caulifla:*swallows* well I don't know
Aj:you ever fought someone before
Caulifla:nope
Aj:I thought you'd be more interesting
Caulifla:of course if we're not counting me putting you on the ground yesterday
Aj:you kicked me in the nuts!
Caulifla:and I'd gladly do it again!
Aj:that's not even fair you don't even have a crotch like that!
Caulifla:doesn't mean it can't be a weakness!
Aj:well it's not the same
Caulifla:huh
Aj:what
Akane:*standing behind him*
Caulifla:am I seeing things or
Akane:*grabs him by the chin and puts her hand on his chest* baby are you cheating on me
Aj:we're not even together anymore you crazy bastard
Caulifla:who's she
Akane:I'm the one asking questions here so who are you
Caulifla:obviously someone you don't need to waste your time on
Akane:you're right so baby what do you have to say about-
Aj:*drops out of his hoodie then steps back* I can't believe that worked
Caulifla:so you watch anime
Aj:of course I do
Akane:*grabs his hoodie* actually I think I can take this for now so I'll see you later
Aj:what
Akane:*walks off* see ya sweetie
Aj:no that was my favorite hoodie
Caulifla:well what are you waiting for
Aj:huh
Caulifla:let's go get it
Aj:yeah you're right let's go *starts running*
Caulifla:hold on *runs after him*
Akane:*looks back then turns a corner*
Aj:*slides over and turns the corner*
Caulifla:*hops on his back*
Aj:*stumbles then runs after her* hold on!
Akane:*starts running* that's sweet you're coming just for me
Aj:give me back my jumping hoodie!
Caulifla:jumping hoodie?
Aj:if I was to ever jump someone I'd be wearing that
Caulifla:I guess I could see it
Akane:*stops and turns around*
Aj:*stops* you give up
Akane:nope
Aj:get off my back
Caulifla:why
Aj:I'm gonna have to fight
Caulifla:you said you don't hit girls
Aj:*gets in stance* I can make an exception for her
Caulifla:*hops down*
Aj:besides your sister would probably kick my ass if something happened to you
Caulifla:I can fend for myself
Aj:okay you fight her then
Caulifla:what
Aj:you said you can fight so fight her
Caulifla:sure
Akane:boring come on baby let's do it like we used to
Aj:play with her for a bit
Akane:fine but you owe me
Caulifla:I'm not fighting her
Aj:what you scared
Caulifla:actually yes I am
Aj:alright then watch how I deal with the situation not like it'd be useful for you
Caulifla:okay
Aj:*walks up to her*
Akane:hey sweetie
Aj:*points away from them*
Akane:*kisses him*
Aj:*grabs the hoodie and tosses it back*
Caulifla:*catches it*
Aj:*pulls back then turns around and grabs her and runs off*
Akane:well I'll just have to try again
Caulifla:hey put me down!
Aj:be grateful I just saved your life
Caulifla:what do you mean
Aj:she's a lot more dangerous than she seems
Caulifla:yeah don't you think I know that she's an athlete
Aj:yeah both in and outside of the bedroom
Caulifla:that's nasty
Aj:sorry that's just a comparison
Caulifla:wrong choice of things to compare
Aj:yeah that's my fault
Caulifla:so where are you taking me
Aj:nowhere just back to the apartment building
Caulifla:I can go home from here I know where I live
Aj:I'll take you home then
Caulifla:I don't need your assistance
Aj:trust me she holds grudges and with your attitude that's a reason to have one against you
Caulifla:if I have an attitude it's not as bad as yours
Aj:yeah yeah whatever kid
*at the apartment*
Kefla:I need to come clean
Aj:*walks in* come clean about what
Kefla:how'd you even hear me
Aj:I'm different
Kefla:remember last night
Aj:yeah I ate a barely cooked egg yolk
Kefla:yours was really good and I lied so I could make you and my sister spend time together
Aj:that also feels like a lie
Kefla:okay that was half of it but I just had too much pride to lose
Aj:*throws his hoodie at her* you lied because of your ego dummy
Kefla:I'm sorry
Aj:me too
Kefla:for what
Aj:*puts her in a headlock and ruffles her hair* I'm sorry for this!
Kefla:hey!
Aj:that's for all the times you did it to me!
Kefla:*puts her hand on his chin and pulls him back*
Both:*fall back and start laughing*
Kefla:so did you have fun
Aj:if running away from your psycho ex is fun then yeah I had fun
Kefla:she showed up again
Aj:yeah almost took my jumping hoodie
Kefla:why do you call it that
Aj:if I was to jump someone I'd wear this it's the exact hoodie I wore when I fought Akutsu back then
Kefla:you jumped him but I thought it was one on one
Aj:it was I just sneaked him from the side that's why
Kefla:oh alright
Aj:yeah
Kefla:so what we cooking today
Aj:I don't know let's just go back to the noodles
Kefla:come on we can do something fun with what we have I'm sure of it
Aj:alright but no more bets I prefer to stay inside where it's safe
Kefla:I'll take you outside again so it doesn't matter
Aj:hmph
Kefla:*rubs his head* besides nobody can hurt my fluffy head
Aj:let me smack you and I'll see if it's true
Kefla:I was talking about you and try it I'll give you a really good one if you do that
Aj:I might just have to
Kefla:heh
Aj:the same words I said to you I said that to her
Kefla:what that I'm an exception
Aj:exactly
Kefla:never change alright
Aj:sure thing
Kefla:because I want to fight you for real at some point
Aj:okay
Kefla:you fluffy head