My female roommate

Episode 24:Aftermath

Aj:*walking with his left hand in his pocket* geez that woman is too rough these days I could've sworn I was going to die in there
Hana:what happened to you
Aj:I just had to give someone what they wanted
Hana:oh I see
Aj:I'm rather neutral but I had no other choice
Hana:do you need help
Aj:no I'm not hurt at least not this time around
Hana:well, keep yourself safe and take care of yourself
Aj:yeah you too
Hana:have fun with your friend
Aj:I think I can save the date till later *walks off*
Hana:*turns around and walks off*
Aj:*walks inside*
Kefla:*watching tv* I gotta take up some other hobbies
Aj:you wanna go get some weed or something
Kefla:what's wrong with you I don't think that's something you would ask about
Aj:maybe you're right *slowly walks over*
Kefla:*sticks her hand out* stop
Aj:what
Kefla:hand out the pocket
Aj:it's fine you know I'd rather not take it out
Kefla:*grabs his wrist* come on we're friends right and last thing I need is for you to be hurt
Aj:aren't you scared I could've done things with this hand
Kefla:well you're right handed I have nothing to fear
Aj:but I'm left handed when it comes to other things
Kefla:*takes his hand out and holds his arm behind his back pushing him to the couch*
Aj:ow that hurts
Kefla:okay you're not hurt so why do you have your hand in your pocket like that
Aj:I'm sore
Kefla:oh yeah I forgot to ask how was it
Aj:it's something you wouldn't want to know
Kefla:I see it was so good that you're the one sore I expected it to be the other way around
Aj:hey when you're neutral like me actually just shut up I don't need to tell you anything
Kefla:but we're friends and roommates you know compadres, amigos all the symbols of friendship
Aj:you're too extra for me today
Kefla:I'll let you rest for a bit since I need you in top shape for when we go out for drinks
Aj:I think I just have a refined taste that's why I don't drink much
Kefla:I guess that could be why you don't like beer
Aj:yeah that was straight trash it's the worst alcohol in the history alcohol
Kefla:hey beer is a classic
Aj:well it's like one thing I don't go after older things
Kefla:that sounds wrong I don't see why you'd go after older people
Aj:if I needed money
Kefla:oh yeah that makes sense
Aj:can you let go now you're bending my arm and my hand hurts
Kefla:*lets go then sits on his back* oh yeah sorry about that
Aj:now get off me!
Kefla:I thought you'd like something like this
Aj:in your dreams bastard
Kefla:what are you Yusuke
Aj:what makes you say that
Kefla:you say bastard a lot
Aj:yeah I say it a lot to you and Akane
Kefla:oh we can go visit your family today how about it
Aj:I really hate you
Kefla:feelings mutual
Aj:get off of me
Kefla:tell me about last night and I'll get off
Aj:okay you're paying for my broken back bills
Kefla:wow you're really petty
Aj:besides she hasn't changed one bit since then
Kefla:sounds fun
Aj:well I'm a simple guy in those regards
Kefla:I like to have fun that's why I play around with you so much
Aj:I'm surprised you lasted this long doing that
Kefla:what's that supposed to mean
Aj:I should've punched you in the face a long time ago
Kefla:just for that one I'm not getting up
Aj:suit yourself I can stay down here all day
Kefla:so you do like it
Aj:I never said that besides I could never see myself lower than anyone else
Kefla:so you think you're better than me and everyone else
Aj:maybe I do or maybe that mindset was dropped when I realized failure was imminent
Kefla:what mindset do you have now then
Aj:I call it the god mindset
Kefla:how interesting there's nothing godlike about you
Aj:shut up
Kefla:*puts her leg over her leg* how about we warm up before we leave
Aj:who drinks before they go out for drinks that doesn't make sense
Kefla:of course it does it's called prepping your game my friend
Aj:well I'm not a game prep kind of person
Kefla:I can warm you up to it
Aj:maybe
Kefla:that's the spirit but since this one is special I won't be prepping at all
Aj:good for you you're an alcoholic anyway
Kefla:that's not true drinking is a hobby for me not a habit
Aj:getting destroyed and nearly killing your kidneys is a hobby I'll remember you said that
Kefla:shut up
Aj:are you gonna get off me now
Kefla:this is a good chance for you to work on your ground game so you can avoid that heel hook next time
Aj:I completely forgot I'm on my stomach and not my back
Kefla:yep
Aj:so then all I have to do is *tries pushing himself up with his right hand* shit what do you eat you're heavy
Kefla:shut up it'll take more than one hand and I'm not heavy okay
Aj:my left hand is crippled so my right hand is all I have are you saying I should injure myself even more
Kefla:I can just wrap your hand afterward
Aj:what's that supposed to do for me
Kefla:protection I guess
Aj:*pulls his legs up and raises his back*
Kefla:wait why am I going up
Aj:*quickly turns and grabs her waist then turns her over*
Kefla:whoa
Aj:who's on the bottom now
Kefla:*hugs him* this actually feels kinda nice
Aj:bite me
Kefla:you want that
Aj:no I don't *gets up and stretches then puts his hand in his pocket*
Kefla:you want me to wrap that for you
Aj:sure
Kefla:okay I'll get the bandages *walks to the bathroom*
Aj:thanks you're a lifesaver *sits on the couch holding his hand* I'm glad that's over
Kefla:*walks back* okay can you give me your hand
Aj:*sticks his hand out*
Kefla:*wraps up his hand then bites the end off*
Aj:thanks for that
Kefla:no problem anything for a friend
Aj:yep *lays back*
Kefla:did you eat before you came here
Aj:no
Kefla:okay
Aj:yeah
Kefla:were you serious about the weed thing you said
Aj:I don't know if I was or not I must've been listening to too much songs with drugs in them
Kefla:I don't see how that works
Aj:it mellows out my mood
Kefla:so music gets you high
Aj:no it just really chills me out
Kefla:I see
Aj:you can consider it a false high or a music high
Kefla:isn't that an actual thing though
Aj:yeah but I've never done it before beat doping
Kefla:so that's what it's called
Aj:I think
Kefla:oh alright
Aj:doesn't matter anyway I'm bored now
Kefla:wanna get something to eat
Aj:do you even have to ask
Kefla:just wanted to check
Aj:what do you have in mind
Kefla:let's raid the vending machine
Aj:do you know how much money that would take
Kefla:we can beat up the guy that stocks it up and take the key
Aj:then we would both get expelled
Kefla:oh right then let's go knock it over revolution against the deans
Aj:expulsion
Kefla:tag the doors
Aj:expulsion and a criminal charge
Kefla:you're no fun
Aj:I don't want to end up in prison they would probably love a guy like me
Kefla:let's keep off that topic
Aj:agreed
Kefla:well maybe we have some snacks in here
Aj:yeah I think we can hit a vending machine for some snacks
Kefla:sweet I call the chocolates
Aj:no that's my call
Kefla:fine we'll split it
Aj:okay you got 50 cents
Kefla:what do you need 50 cents for
Aj:vending machine hacks
Kefla:this is exactly why we're friends
*afterwards*
Kefla:*eating a chocolate bar*
Aj:*sitting against the couch*
Kefla:hypotheticals
Aj:don't we do those too much and they get a little personal for me at least
Kefla:come on it's fun
Aj:you always like to have fun don't you
Kefla:of course I'm a fun gal
Aj:you mean a fun idiot
Kefla:that's the third time you called me an idiot today
Aj:because you are
Kefla:hey you're an idiot too
Aj:what makes you say that
Kefla:Hana calls you an idiot all the time
Aj:well that's like a nickname for me from her
Kefla:sounds kinda genuine to me
Aj:whatever
Kefla:besides I call you fluffy head and you consider me a party animal
Aj:because you are one
Kefla:well I can't drag you to any so I'm giving up on parties
Aj:oh wow clap it up for the former party addict you want a reward
Kefla:as a matter of fact I do go into the cabinet and grab my alcohol
Aj:you seriously keep alcohol here
Kefla:sometimes I don't like leaving the house too
Aj:yeah
Kefla:I guess being around you really grew on me huh
Aj:who would've guessed but you shouldn't become like me
Kefla:why's that
Aj:because if you're not prepared the monsters will swallow you whole
Kefla:now you're Hyun
Aj:I'm serious I was in a dark place after my relationship with Akane
Kefla:how dark
Aj:ask Hana if you want the full story it's something I won't tell you
Kefla:so you seem kinda calm after last night you sure I won't be an aunt soon
Aj:I'm positive she's not on her schedule I had on armor and I made sure that she'd take a test this morning
Kefla:oh well good luck with that man but if it's positive I got your back
Aj:if it was she would call my parents first because I'd get a heart attack if she told me directly
Kefla:stop being dramatic
Aj:no seriously I wrote down "if Akane tells me she's pregnant I'll die silently via heart attack in my sleep"
Kefla:are you okay
Aj:I don't even know anymore
Kefla:well I'm sure you won't be having kids at least not now
Aj:you're right I'm broke my writing doesn't pay me much
Kefla:I thought you'd get a good following by now
Aj:I mean like I don't need followers just over thousands of reads that's all I want and a studio with a team
Kefla:we can start that now what are you waiting for
Akane:*calls*
Aj:hold on a sec *picks up* okay heart attack incoming
Akane:you're
Aj:I'm a dad aren't I
Akane:I wish so you got lucky it's negative I played by your rules
Aj:okay guess I won't be dying today
Akane:thanks for that though I was able to let a lot off my chest last night
Aj:are you gonna pay me back for my hand
Akane:you'll be fine just get some rest and I won't make anything obvious in class okay
Aj:alright *hangs up*
Kefla:so I'm not an aunt
Aj:no you're not an aunt and what makes you think you deserve that title
Kefla:we're good friends aren't we
Aj:yeah we are
Kefla:great so if you have a kid that automatically makes me the aunt
Aj:and if you were the mother of that child
Kefla:then that makes me the maunty
Aj:okay you made that one up
Kefla:yeah I know it just makes me the mom
Aj:yeah
Kefla:that's a good hypothetical what gender
Aj:does it matter
Kefla:I want to know what you prefer
Aj:a daughter
Kefla:that makes sense you're surrounded by a lot of women but what if you had a son
Aj:I'll give him the life I had trained from an early age to be a good fighter
Kefla:we have the same idea
Aj:I just wouldn't want him to deal with the monsters like I have
Kefla:you stress too much about life you gotta learn to relax
Aj:I can't relax when things aren't going my way
Kefla:*puts her hand on his shoulder* just relax go grab the drinks we'll have the date here
Aj:thank you
Kefla:*ruffles his hair* no problem besides this one is special
Aj:I don't get how a date can be special
Kefla:it's my first date alright it's special to me
Aj:have you ever been in a relationship before
Kefla:nope
Aj:no wonder why
Kefla:there were just no guys that interested me in school
Aj:yeah I get it my taste is very rare
Kefla:like SSR,UR,TUR or LR status
Aj:TUR-LR status
Kefla:I see so it's an awakened taste
Aj:yeah you could call it that
Kefla:what would you say besides the whole strong willed thing what does it for you then
Aj:I guess someone like you
Kefla:*blushes* like me
Aj:what you embarrassed
Kefla:no not at all keep going
Aj:strong willed, fierce and you're fun to play around with because I know you'll always have something better to respond with despite your minor idiotic nature
Kefla:okay that's the fourth one do it again and I'll really smack you
Aj:smack me and I'll knock some teeth out don't play with me
Kefla:*gets in his face* oh but you know I love doing that
22:what are you two doing
Kefla:just playing around
Aj:and she got too into it
22:what happened to the creamed ice you promised yesterday
Aj:well after the challenge I had business to attend to but I didn't have the time to pick it up... okay that's my fault I'll get you some right now
22:thank you darling
Aj:I told you not to call me that *gets up and walks out*
Kefla:you two are still the same
22:what's the same
Kefla:do you want to drink with us
22:but this is for you
Kefla:I mean the three of us live here
22:maybe I'll have 1 but you two have your time to yourselves
Kefla:thanks it's really a pleasure having you here
22:thank him I'm glad he's taking care of me
Kefla:who knows maybe he's gonna end up training you at some point
22:I wouldn't mind that
Aj:*walks in* here
22:*grabs it* this small thing
Aj:don't complain I went out of my way to buy you this
22:what about the bigger ones
Aj:you won't eat a whole tub of ice cream
22:I could if I want to
Aj:next time I go to the store you can prove me wrong
22:*grabs it* I will but I'm gonna have one drink before I go
Aj:*looks at her*
Kefla:*smiles*
Aj:yeah sure but you're only getting one
22:that's what I just said
Aj:get the stuff you know what do you have anyway
Kefla:oh you don't want to know how I stockpiled over the last year
Aj:well you know my style I prefer taste over type
Kefla:so then a wine for you
22:I'll have what he's having
Kefla:okay a couple glasses of wine and 5 martinis for me
Aj:seems kinda soft for you
Kefla:oh I could go for 10 but this is special and I don't want you to whine about me destroying my kidneys
Aj:it's called expressing worry and you should be lucky I don't show it for people often
Kefla:well I am very honored to have your concern
Aj:uh huh
Kefla:*opens the bottles and pours some into cups and glasses*
22:this is my first time drinking
Aj:what bad luck is that
22:I don't think I'll get that drunk
Kefla:yeah it's impossible to get drunk off of wine
Aj:that's a lie
Kefla:well I never have
Aj:whatever let's just start because I know I'll last
Kefla:we'll see about that
22:*drinks her cup*
Kefla:*starts drinking her glasses*
22:why aren't you drinking
Aj:I'll wait for you to leave first
22:what's wrong
Aj:nothing I just don't want to deal with two at once actually
22:what
Aj:*picks her up over his shoulder and walks to the room*
Kefla:*puts the glass down* well that's something
Aj:*walks back and sits down* so do you feel it yet
Kefla:yeah I'm definitely feeling something
Aj:*grabs his glass and drinks* must suck to not have the alcohol tolerance like I do
Kefla:I don't mind it that just means I get to make you my servant
Aj:but you also forget what happens most of the time
Kefla:I'm core tight I won't forget anything
Aj:*puts the glass down* yeah sure
Kefla:well let's keep going I just got started
Aj:you mean you keep going
Kefla:nope you're drinking with me because if it's just me that's what I call depression
Aj:you do realize how illogical that sounds
Kefla:well if I was depressed I'd drink by myself
Aj:maybe you just shouldn't drink
Kefla:I thought you cared about it yourself since you always say you're underage
Aj:at this point I don't care my looks can pass for that
Kefla:yeah they can you're definitely good looking enough to be 21
Aj:I don't see much of a difference
Kefla:you ever do eye chugging before
Aj:you mean damaging my god given eyes for the sake of fun no I haven't
Kefla:oh alright
Aj:have you
Kefla:no but I heard of it
Aj:yeah me too
Kefla:where from
Aj:webcomics
Kefla:you too see we're so alike
Aj:that sounds like the alcohol talking
Kefla:no that was genuine I can hold myself for a bit before I go out
Aj:don't worry I'll tell you about everything after you go out then
Kefla:thanks you're a real lifesaver
Aj:*lays back* I'd like to think that you were the one who ended up saving me