Eggplant

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A/N: Hey folks. Heh, I'm so sorry my author's notes these days literally feel like I'm tripping on hardcore drugs I swear I'm fine, I'm just a literal idiot. Fun fact about me, my personality and looks are like if you smushed Denki and Shinso together and made her fem- like I have blonde hair, I'm an insomniac and the eye bags show for that, I'm constantly tired but can never sleep, I can be super quiet and like annoyed with shit, but I can also be a complete crazy idiot. Maybe I'll show you guys a picture of what I look like at some point...?

TW: Tics and anxiety. Homophobia and the f slur (I'm a lesbian don't worry, I'm not straight)

Shinso's POV:

"Shinsooooooooo~" I felt someone poke my cheek, I opened my eyes slowly and saw Denki in my bed grasping onto my waist and looking up at me. "Who the hell let you in?" I joked, he giggled and held me tighter. "We have a date today," Kami mumbled into my chest, "yeah I remember, what did you plan?" I asked him, he sat up, "it's a secret!" I sighed and sat up too, he kissed my cheek, then I pulled myself out of bed and walked over to my closet. "Come on, get up," I told him, taking my shirt off to get changed. He hid under the blanket and groaned loudly. Denki was a night person, but he's always been super energetic every second of his life. I swear there's not a single moment he's tired and grouchy besides the second before he falls asleep, and the second he wakes up. I wonder how he's even still alive with how much shit he puts his body through by constantly being that alert and insane without the proper sleep. 

He got up dramatically, grabbing his phone, typing a few things in, then set it down on my desk and jumped on top of the bed smirking down at me while music started playing. I didn't recognize the song, but it wasn't the type of music I'm into anyway. "AH AH AH AH AI NA KOTOBA WA IRANAI!" I looked at him in annoyance as he belted out the words along with the song, it was just a typical song, probably about love, until he yelled. "I WANNA WANNA TOUCH YOUR BODY!" I looked at him with a concerned look on my face as the song continued and he gave it all his effort. He's been up for less than a minute and he's already this energetic? The song kept going and I grew more concerned with each lyric, "FURETE MITAI! DAKIAITAI HADAK DOUSHI DE, CHOTTO SHITAIRE CHATTE MO II KANA!!" I shot him a look, "Denki what the hell is this song??" He just chuckled and kept singing. 

"YAIRTAI KOTO BAKARI! SOU SOU SOU SOU SOSHITE UKE IRETE MO II!" I covered my face in embarrassment. "NO NO NO DOUTEI DESU! ZETTAI MEICHUU ZENRITSUSEN! DATTE IMASUGU, YARITAI, YARITAI, YARITAI OOOH!!" I snapped my head up, "Denki! This is disgusting!" I scolded, he laughed, "ASEDAKU DE!!! SAWARASENAI KIMI WA SHOJO NA NO! BAKU WA YARICHIN BICCHI NO OSU DAYO!" Then, if that wasn't enough, he let out a long songlike moan before continuing the song. I blushed and collapsed on the floor. "TSUTSUMARETAI NA KIMI NO NENMAKU NI!!" He belted out, and with that pornographic lyric, my dad opened the door looking angry, "WHAT THE HELL!" He yelled, his face relaxed when he realized that moan was only part of the song and nothing else. "I swear to god Kaminari why the fuck are you playing that song?" he asked, Kami let out a loud laugh, "I need a good song to hype me up each morning!" He said with passion, "well that is nothing close to a good song," he told us. "Hey! It may not be the most wholesome song, but it's a work of art Aizawa sensei!" he pleaded, jumping off the bed and pausing the song. "Please don't tell me you've read the manga," dad said, "of course I have! More than once! Have you?" Denki asked, "we are not having this conversation," he shut the door and left. 

*Credit for the song, Touch You, from 'Yarichin bitch club' and if my Japanese is wrong I'm so sorry T3T I tried* 

"Why am I dating you?" I sighed, he chuckled, "you should read the manga," he smiled up at me, "based on those lyrics, I'd rather not." He laughed then walked over to me, "I wasn't planning on staying the night, so I'm going to go back to the dorms to get ready," he said, hugging me, "oh okay, I'll meet you outside the building in half an hour?" He nodded, then grabbed his phone, put his shoes on, and kissed me goodbye. "Idiot," I muttered as he left. Then walked back to my room and got ready for the day. I didn't know what we'd be doing so I wore a casual outfit that I'd usually wear, then got a purple jacket from my backpack, and my phone and wallet then walked over to the dorm building, which was super close. 

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