Illumi was SO ANGRY at his father.
He rushed to the kitchen to find empty bottles and-
Wtf he's eating the bottles.
He ate the bottles only to taste little alcohol in the glass. His mouth was bloody but he still seemed okay-
He wanted his CRACK BACK!1!!!11
HE RUSHED TO THE FIRE PLACE TO GET HIS CIGARETTES BACK AND HE PUT THEM ALL IN HIS MOUTH AND KEPT SMOKING!1!!1 THEN HE STARTS EATING THE CIGARETTES!1!!1
"MMmMm yummy drugs
FffffUUck being an assasin im hiiGH as fuuuuuuUuUUCkkk!!"
"Illumi don't do drugs it's bad!!11!"
His sister yelled
"FffUUUck that shhIIt show me your sexy kAttaaaanNnNnNnuuhHh"
"What the-"
"ILLUMI I HAVE HAD ENOUGH GET IN DA DUNGEON TIEM 4 TORTURE!1!!1!"
"NOO DADDY NOOOOOooaooa!1!1!"
And so Illumi got his ass beat and was dragged by his hair into the dungeon and his sister recorded him getting his ass wooped and posted it on instagram.
Hisoka looked on instagram to find Illumi getting beat up by his father.
The next day Illumi walked past Gon and Killua they said
"Bro Killua, Illumi got his ass beat yesterday that shit was crazyyy"
"Yup."
Da end
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Illumi attempts to do drugs
FanfictionHe wants to do drugs but his dad wants to prevent him.
