Illumi gets back in the dungeon only for more discipline by his father. The mother enters the dungeon. "uhm why are you torturing my son Illumi..."
"HE'S BEEN DOING DRUGS YESTERDAY!1!11! I ASKED KILLUA WHERE ARE THE CIGARETTES AND HE SAID IDK SO THAT MEANS ILLUMI HAS BEEN DOING EVEN MOR DRUGS1!!1!"
"Oh my!"
"Bruh you really wanna call this stupid long haired roach an elite assasin-"
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"We can leave him in the dungeon until he stops his addiction. smhhhhhhhhhh he can't do his job rn he's high as helllllllll smhhhhhhhhhhsmhsmhhhhhhhHHHHHzh"
"BiiIitcH iM nOiiot no RiiwCh" His mother took her foot and swashed his foot like it's a R O A C H. "AaaaahhhHHh my tOeZ HiSoKa Can't Eat mY tOoooeeZZZzzz!1!1"
"Wait u said wat now-"
"Bruh I'm homophobic grrr u can't have a bf!1!1!"
"BroOoOooo stIoiiPppppp"
"Imma go kill ur bf coz I'm homophobic lmao say gb"
And so Illumi was high and depressed. His homophobic ass father was on the lookout for his boyfriend Hisoka so he can assasinate him and then Illumi would be sad and lonely ;( This is not da end!1!1!
