It's currently Tuesday morning, and I had just gotten back from patrol.
Patrol. That was how I saved the city.
That was how I saved little girls from getting kidnapped.
That was how I stopped petty muggings.
That was how I stopped bank robberies.
That was also how I got shot.
And the fact that I got shot, was the reason I was currently sitting on the floor of my bedroom, frantically trying to figure out how to fix a gunshot wound.
And I was failing miserably.
I decided to see if Tony knew anything about it.
Peter
Any chance you know how to fix a gunshot wound?
It's for a school project
And sorry for texting this late, but I've been up all night with homework
Tony
Kid, I'm a literal genius.
I know you don't have homework.
And don't worry about it being so late. I was up anyways.
Also
GO TO THE HOSPITAL
Peter
But it's a school project
Tony
Ok then.
What do you textbooks say about it?
Peter
Ask a trusted adult
Tony
KID I KNOW IT'S NOT A SCHOOL PROJECT
Drop the act
And GO TO THE HOSPITAL
Peter
I can't
Tony
Why not?
Peter
Reasons
Look, can you just help me with this cause it's bleeding a lot
Tony
...
Fine
Do you have painkillers or something?
Peter
No
Tony
Oh Thor-
Ok... Um... This is gonna hurt a lot
Don't text back till your done
Or dying
Peter
Ok
Tony
If you die I'm gonna kill you.
~
The next 45 minutes was one of the most painful times go my life. And that's a LOT coming from me. It got so bad, I had to shove a cloth in my mouth so I wouldn't accidentally wake up May and make things worse. Eventually though, I had gotten the bullet out, cleaned the wound, stitched it up, and bandaged it properly.
Peter
Done.
And that HURT
Tony
Oh thank THOR
I was about to track your phone and find you
Peter
If your gonna come kidnap me, will you at least let me know in advance so I can pack some things?
Tony
I was NOT gonna kidnap you
Peter
...
Tony
...
Ok I was KINDA gonna kidnap you, but only so you didn't die!
Peter
It's time for school
Cya!
Tony
Wait!
You can't go to school with a self treated gunshot wound!
Kid!
KID!
He's gone.
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FanfictionPeter Parker. Just a normal kid from Queens. Well, normal except for the fact that his aunt's abusive, he's Spiderman, and he also accidentally texted THE Tony Stark one day after a pretty bad beating from May. Will Peter open up to Tony about May...
