Oumeno chatfic because why not

I just want makiroll to love me

Names
Space in his head-kaito
Overprotective assassin-maki
My chemical emo-shuichi
Bing bing your opinion is wrong-kaede
1041-miu
I kill people with tennis-ryoma
The real shsl caregiver-kirumi
Magic rat-kokichi
Overgrown strawberry-himiko
Lesbian rangers-tenko
All hail (satan) ATUA-angie
Roomba-kiibo
Dora the avocado-rantaro
The bug friendly giant-gonta
stalking with Doritos-tsumugi

Pms shuichi is right kaito is left

SIDEKICK HELP

What's up kaito

You got ouma and the red head together right

Kokichi and himiko yeah what's up

I need you to help me start dating maki roll

You weren't dating already um okay
Do what does she like

Um well she doesn't want to admit it but flowers specifically roses and Italian restaurants

Alright I can get you guys booked this weekend

You know sidekick they should call you the ultimate matchmaker

I've been told that

Anyway I'll ask maki~roll thanks side kick

Kaito pov

Alright I can do this I can do this shuichi told me ask her I'd she is free this Saturday and that I want to go on a date "hey kaito" oh perfect timing "hey maki roll I have a que-" I got cut off "are you free this Saturday" huh well I might as well do it "uh yeah I was going to ask you on a date to this nice Italian place" I admitted "that sounds nice thank you" and with that she ran away man I am in love with a tsundere well I don't mind

Time skip to the weekend

Makis pov

I'm really nervous I may be the shsl assassin but I still love kaito maybe I can confess but he probably dosent feel the same ugh I hate this maybe he likes me back no maki remember don't get your hopes up don't show emotion confess to kaito and wait what was that last one you know what I'll ask shuichi

Shuichi is right maki is left

Shuichi help

What's up maki

Well I need help deciding if I should confess to kaito

What do you think I've learned it's better to get off your chest that's how me and kiibs got together

Alright tell him no jokes don't ease into it just kaito I love you and will you be my boyfriend

Yep that's how it went with me and kokichi so I have faith in you in you or as kaito would say"I believe in you maki~roll"

I hate you for making me think about kaito but thank you

No problem let me know how it goes although I think it'll go just fine

Bye

Kaito pov

I put on a suit shirt tie and my suit jacket over my shoulder like always and started to head over to maki rolls house while humming along to a song I finally reached her house and man it does not look like it would have an assassin in it I knock on the door and it immediately swing open "hey kaito" maki said trying get rid of the giddiness that she had two seconds ago "hey maki~roll are you ready to go on our date" I asked wanting to make sure we have like 30 minutes do the restaurant isn't necessarily close "yep now let's go in my car because you failed your driving test" she scolded me "how can you fly a spaceship but not drive a car" maki mumbled god i really am in love with a tsundere but I love her and nobody can judge me for that (A/N: fucking hypocrite) we get into her crimson car and it is like a spy car mainly because it was a convertible and you could take the top off