Oumeno chatfic because why not

The funeral

Names
Space in his head-kaito
Overprotective assassin-maki
My chemical emo-shuichi
Bing bing your opinion is wrong-kaede
1041-miu
I kill people with tennis-ryoma
The real shsl caregiver-kirumi
Magic rat-kokichi
Overgrown strawberry-himiko
Lesbian rangers-tenko
All hail (satan) ATUA-angie
Roomba-kiibo
Dora the avocado-rantaro
The bug friendly giant-gonta
stalking with Doritos-tsumugi

The dead chat

Stalking with Doritos: so shuichi is dead

Roomba: I can't believe this he why would he do this

Bing bong your opinion: this is wrong it can't be

Magic rat: no I saw it he blew up in front of me after breaking into my room trying to blow up the school and me shooting him

Overgrown strawberry: we need a funeral what he did might not have been right but deep down he was a good person

I kill people with tennis: your right just because he went crazy doesn't mean he should be treated any less like a person he might have taken things to an extreme

Magic rat: your right the only reason he came through my window and did all this is because I might have broken into his house and had sex with him a while back

Dora the avocado: we aren't asking anything because we don't want an explanation and don't flex the fact you had saihara top you

Magic rat: your right either way you have to come to the funeral right

Roomba: WHAT THATS TODAY????

Magic rat: yeah I've been telling you this for a while

Roomba:oh yeah I got my suit everything is prepared and we should be there in ten minutes

Fanfic time

Kokichi pov

This is my fault he killed himself after i shot him I should have died this shouldn't have happened just forget about it kokichi this is not about you

Time skip to the almost end of the funeral

"Does anyone else have something to say before we bury shuichi" I asked

"yeah I do I mean isn't this a little small for my funeral" someone walking in said wait no it can't be

"SHUICHI?" I yelled confused "yeah it's me I barely survived but that doesn't matter right now the real thing that matters right now is that we have A MOTHERFUCKING PARTY WOOOOO" shuichi yelled I can't believe it he never acts like this well besides around me I'm glad he's becoming more of a people person and showing how he really is around others

Kiibo pov

"So what did you want to talk about" I ask saihara "well this" after he says this he grabs my head and kisses me WAIT WHAT

Shuichi pov

I love him again yeah I realized how I felt about ouma was wrong so I'm gonna be truthful to myself now yes I've always loved kiibo a slight bit but I don't know why I had a burning passion for ouma I guess I was looking for someone to confide in "kiibo will you be my boyfriend again" I confessed "of course I will shu" kiibo replied "now let's go back to partying" I say as I run and snatch kokichi "AAAAAAAHHHHH SHUICHI WHAT THE HELL" kokichi screamed at me I heard himiko dying of laughter behind us "well it was funny huh kokichi right himiko" I asked and in between laughs she shook her head I'm glad to be myself again I may be emo but fun is always important

Himiko pov

I'm glad shuichi is back to normal but he seems way more fun loving maybe this is the true shuichi I mean he acted this way around kimchi until he went all crazy and tried to kill us and pull a komaeda but eh it's fine I clutch the tickets to the musical I got for me and kokichi he needs a break for what he's been through it will be fun I mean we are having fun right now "HEY SHUICHI I guess you can call this a FUN-ERAL" I yell to them "OH MY GOD HIMI MY QUEEN YOU DID NOT" I heard kimchi yell in the distance

"Our boyfriends really are children aren't they" I heard someone say I turn around and see kiibo I should've guessed because of the voice but oh well I guess they got back together that's good "yeah I guess they are good for you and shuichi though it's good that you became public so miu doesn't think your single and well makes you cheat" I tell kiibo " OI ROBO -BOY MAGICIAN COME HERE YOU FUCKING VIRGIN AND HIMIKO" I heard miu yell and then I hear another yell "WHAT OH KOKICHI IS GOING TO GET IT I SWEAR" oh well that was definitely tenko "tenko I WILL curse you" I yell "EEP SORRY HIMIKO" tenko apologizes I swear if she goes crazy and tries what shuichi did I don't think I would be able to live with her being near me honestly I don't think we need another yandere either way maybe something happy before one of us goes killing again so I'll go talk to them "Hey shuichi can I have my boyfriend for a little bit" I ask him unsure if hes now an undercover yandere "sure why not" he says as he LITERALLY tosses my boyfriend towards me I barely catch him "whatcha want himi you jealous" he asked me slightly mocking me "no maybe a little bit I wanted to know if you wanted to go see a musical with me it's called heathers" I told him "sure why not" he responds

"HEY LOVEFUCKS GET OVER HERE IVE BEEN WAITING TEN MINUTES FOR YOU SHORT ASSHOLES" honestly at this point I forgot about miu i put kokichi down and he picks me up and I immediately get flustered "w-what are you doing you I-idiot" I scold my grape boyfriend "wow your such a tsundere himi it's cute" kokichi compliments me aaaaaaaaahhhhh I hate that I love him so much my thoughts are cut off by me now being dropped and kokichi no longer being there I see tenko dusting off her skirt oh she did not I look around and yep

There is a bloody kokichi his blood was like a faucet from his nose I felt awful seeing him hurt like this "that will teach you degenerate male" tenko yelled at him at this point I've had it "TENKO WHAT THE FUCK HES MY BOYFRIEND YOU CANT JUST ATTACK HIM BECAUSE HE WAS TEASING ME YOU ASSHOLE YOU DONT REALIZE I PLAN TO MARRY HIM" I cut myself off and look at tenko instead of an angry glare she's in tears she broke down I don't care she hasn't allowed me any guy friends because any time I talk to them she kicks them in the jaw I hear her mumble "what has that degenerate done to you" she keeps saying he's a degenerate like he dosent have any trauma "LISTEN TO ME CHABASHIRA STOP INSULTING HIM AND EVRY BOY FOR THAT MATTER YOU KEEP ME FROM HAVING ANY FRIENDS TENKO AND YOU JUST KICKED THE MAN I LOVE IN THE JAW CANT YOU MOVE ON TENKO I GET IT YOUR JEALOUS BUT I DONT LIKE YOU BACK AFTER ALL THE SHIT WITH SHUICHI I THOUGHT YOU WOULD GET THAT" "I would actually like to be left out of this arc"

"LISTEN TENKO JUST STOP MAYBE WE HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK FROM FRIENDSHIP I DONT KNOW BUT YOU KNOCKED HIM OUT" I finished my rant and most of them were amazed and then I heard iruma clapping my "WOOOO SHE STOOD UP FOR HERSELFAND HELL SHE FUCKING CUSSED WOOO HIMIKO" miu applauded  "gonta think you stand up for relationship" gont cheered along "but you could've taken it down a notch" kiibo warned "I just lost it there I'm sorry" I admitted "Ugh fuck that feminist can kick" I heard the voice of kokichi "hey what's going on I got kicked and then everything blacked out" why is he treating this like no big deal he's probably lying about not being hurt though I run over to him and hug him "I love you, you crazy bastard you know that" I asked him "of course I know that I love you too" "actually I've been waiting to do this for a long time" I watched as he bent down on one knee wait he can't be doing what I think he is right "himiko yumeno will you make me the happiest man in the world will you marry me" oh my atua holy shit this is amazing the man I love is going to marry me "YES OF COURSE" I yelled getting attention bring towards us "WOOO THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING PARTY EVER" everyone went silent "saihara did you cuss?" Kaede asked breaking the silence "uuuhhhh yeah is there a problem" saihara asked "anyway himi let's go somewhere else babe" kokichi said with a wink I got flustered and he dragged me away

Shuichi pov

Nice

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I couldn't kill shuichi it just would hurt me on a personal level