Sober ish cooking

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"I'm baking. and he's here because... I don't actually know why are you here?" y/n asks in a little spotted dress and apron stood at her kitchen island

"I smelled the cookies. and came to lick the spoon" Thomas shrugs licking a spoon leant on the kitchen island 

"I got to lock my doors more often" 

"Noooooo! I want cookies"

"God damn it Thomas!"

"Know one is going to believe we're sober" 

"they are not. act more sober"

"Ahh, Yes Hello how are we all welcome to us doing some bullshit that I don't understand because I was not informed we where filming today, and I kinda wanna nap" 

"You always wanna nap"

"I do. Because naps are fun and I am not getting enough of them"

"So is Sex, you don't see me whining about it constantly"

"Do you want me to fuck you y/n?" He asks "Because I'll do it."

"Have sex Thomas. can't say the word. we get demonetized"

"DO we?"

"Yes"
"Ohh... Would you like me to have sex with you? to stop you complaining about it?" 

".... Lets get on with the video"

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