Eli: prepare to fight Locke!
Locke: I don't need to! I'll beat you fast and easy!
Eli: we'll see about that! *shoots burpy*
Locke: haha! You're dead *shoots ghouled ramstone*
Ghouled ramstone: *punches burpy to the ground*
Eli: haha! You fell for it!
Locke: fell for what!? I demand an answer!
Eli: you were distracted!
Locke: *looks behind him* oh crap!
Banger: blasts Locke into the rocks
Lode: get a load of this! (Get it) *shoots ghouled aquabeak*
Eli: you'll lose your slug Stupid! *shoots boon doc*
Boon doc: yay! he chose me! (By the way the slugs won't actually talk they just talk in slug language) *unghouls aquabeak*
Aquabeak: *goes flying back at Lode*
Lode: no! Please stop! Aquabeak don't kill me!
Aquabeak: I won't stop until I cut you! *cuts him* yep I cut a dummy!
Lode: ow! The pain! *faints because of pain*
Locke: ready aim fire! *shoots hoverbug*
Eli: *turns around & shoots novabolt*
Novabolt: yep! This is gonna be good!
Locke: taste the power of-
Novabolt: *destroys his blaster and sends him flying*
Locke: *lands on his feet* he just destroyed my blaster.
Eli: haha!
Jewls and burpy: yeah! *highfive*
Locke: *takes lode's blaster* as I was saying-
Burpy: *burns lode's blaster*
Lode: *wakes up laying on the ground* mama I don't want any food... what? it has special sauce? I'll have a bite... *faints again*
Locke: *jaw on the floor and faints*
Pronto: *reaches into Trixie's pocket to steal a peace of gum*
Trixie: stop trying to steal my gum! *slaps his hand away*
Pronto: b- but Pronto wants-
Trixie and Kord: shut the crap up!
Pronto: awwwww
Eli: hey guys! Look! *points to a crystal with two edges hidden in the bushes*
Pronto: ooooooo♥ that ul sell for alot of-
Everyone: Pronto! Stop thinking about money!
Pronto: mind as well make an own count for me!
Me: ok! Own count 1 and 2!
Pronto: *jaw falls to the floor*
Eli: let's go show redhook this thing
Everyone except Pronto: yeah!
At redhook's
Eli: *knocks on the door*
Redhook: whaaaaattttt!!??
Eli: *opens door* you know what this is? *hands him the crystal*
Redhook: *eyes go as wide as saucers and jaw drops to the floor*
Eli: well?
Redhook: t- this is a triple crystal...
Eli: and that is?
Redhook: you know the double barrel?
Eli: oh it just makes your blaster a double barrel
Redhook: no!
Eli: no???
Redhook: it makes your blaster a triple barrel! And it can be used 4 times!
Eli: so me, Twist, Trixie and Kord get a triple barrel?
Redhook: yeah...
Pronto: really??? Leave me out much!
Twist: *comes swinging in through the window* triple barrel? Sounds awesome!
Citizen: Scream!!!
Billy: *strangling a citizen* give us your money or die!
Citezen's daughter: daddy! *starts crying*
Billy: shutup kid! *shoots her into a wall*
Eli: Billy!
Billy: if it isn't mr. Shane kid
Citizen: *trying to escape from billy's grasp*
Billy: I will kiss you stupid citizen!!! (Haha billy's gay!)
Eli: nooooo! That's just wrong
Twist: duuuudeeee that's so crossing the line
Trixie: I swear do that again and I'll shoot you with ramstone until you turn purple
Billy: I'd rather kiss him and be shot then just doing nothing *actually kisses him*
Everyone in the area: *jaw on the floor*
Citizen: *stabs himself because he's so disgusted*
Billy: niooooooo!!! (I know it says niooooooo)
Citizen: you have my three final sentences: 1. You're gay 2. I don't like you! 3. I never will!
Billy: wow... crap...
Trixie: warned you! *shoots him tell he turns purple*
Billy: worth it!
Trixie: ew
Alias: *comes running in on his mecha beast with trapsie* come on eli let's fight!
Eli: hello and ok
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slugterra: secret of the crystal
Fanfictiona slugterra adventure that leads to a crystal that has so much hidden power in it that it can make a blaster shoot triple barrels!
