At Glasses funeral
Everyone: *just staring not crying*
Eli: *silent*
Trixie: *silent
Everyone: *silent*
Everyone: *shoots the grave*
Glasses's grave: *gets incinerated*
Shorty: let's celebrate
Everyone: yeah!
Eli: *shooting banger all over the place*
Trixie: *freezes Pronto making a ice Pronto sculpture*
Kord and Twist: *being the weirdos they are* this is the--
Everyone: niooo! (Once again it's supposed to say that)
Kord and Twist: what?
Everyone: don't be weirdos!
Kord and Twist: k, Cosmo is an idiot, cosmo is a freak, Cosmo is a god damn little fairy, Cosmo is an idiot, Cosmo is a stupid little fairy!
Everyone: *staring at Twist and Kord*
Kord and Twist: *publishing a movie*
Everyone: you're in a movie?
Director: blah blahblah blahhh movie talk
Kord: really?
Director: blahblahblahblahblah
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Kord: *faints*
Everyone: wow :(
Trixie: *torturing Pronto*
Pronto: I can dig you know that right? so I'm not stuck in this ice *tries to dig* what's... going on? I can't dig out of this ice! Oh yeah I forgot about the owned counts for Trixie torturing Pronto so owned count 3 and 4 and 5 for Flin blasting him
Pronto: I'm starting to hate my life!
Flin: should I kill him?
Eli: yeah!
Flin: double barrel infurnus!
Eli: yeah
Double barrel infurnus: *incinerates Pronto*
And that's the end of Pronto sorry so short
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slugterra: secret of the crystal
Fanfictiona slugterra adventure that leads to a crystal that has so much hidden power in it that it can make a blaster shoot triple barrels!