Chapter 3

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                        At Glasses funeral

Everyone: *just staring not crying*

Eli: *silent*

Trixie: *silent

Everyone: *silent*

Everyone: *shoots the grave*

Glasses's grave: *gets incinerated*

Shorty: let's celebrate

Everyone: yeah!

Eli: *shooting banger all over the place*

Trixie: *freezes Pronto making a ice Pronto sculpture*

Kord and Twist: *being the weirdos they are* this is the--

Everyone: niooo! (Once again it's supposed to say that)

Kord and Twist: what?

Everyone: don't be weirdos!

Kord and Twist: k, Cosmo is an idiot, cosmo is a freak, Cosmo is a god damn little fairy, Cosmo is an idiot, Cosmo is a stupid little fairy!

Everyone: *staring at Twist and Kord*

Kord and Twist: *publishing a movie*

Everyone: you're in a movie?

Director: blah blahblah blahhh movie talk

Kord: really?

Director: blahblahblahblahblah

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Kord: *faints*

Everyone: wow :(

Trixie: *torturing Pronto*

Pronto: I can dig you know that right? so I'm not stuck in this ice *tries to dig* what's... going on? I can't dig out of this ice! Oh yeah I forgot about the owned counts for Trixie torturing Pronto so owned count 3 and 4 and 5 for Flin blasting him

Pronto: I'm starting to hate my life!

Flin: should I kill him?

Eli: yeah!

Flin: double barrel infurnus!

Eli: yeah

Double barrel infurnus: *incinerates Pronto*

       And that's the end of Pronto sorry so short

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⏰ Last updated: Feb 13, 2015 ⏰

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