Potato Pro: I AM A PRO AT POTATOOOES!!!!!! *walks into ThunderClan*
Graystripe: NUUUUU!!! POTATOES ARE HORRIBLE!!! WAFFLES ARE KEY!!!! *eats waffle*
Jayfeather: what is going on?
Graystripe: You spelt 'Bro' wrong ...
Potato Pro: EVERYTHING IS BETTER WITH 'P'!!!
Graystripe: *snickers* just like your name! Potato Pro's abbreviation is P.P
P.P: DONT MAKE FUN OF ME!!!!
Graystripe: *still laughing*
Jayfeather: I'm confused
P.P: *rages and throws potatoes everywhere*
GrayStripe: *gets out waffle launcher* DIE ANTI-WAFFLE!!!!
P.P: AHH!!! *gets hit with a waffle* NUUUUU!!! *dies*
Graystripe: ANTI WAFFLES IS DEAD!!! YUS!!
???: No, he is alive!!!!
Graystripe: Dangit.
*potato clan*
P.P: ATTACK THUNDERCLAN IN THE NAME OF ALL POTATOES!!!
*epic battle starts*
P.P: I only have one potato life left....
CinderKit: AHHH A FAT TREE!!!
P.P: >:( I am not a tree!!!
Cinderkit: DIE!!! *takes out chainsaw*
*few moments later*
Firestar: the battle is over now!!!
*cinderkit chases P.P in background with a chainsaw*
Cinderkit: DIEEE!!!!
Hope you enjoyed this... Weird spoof....... Comment below on what you thought about this!!!! Also comment if you want more of potato clan!!!
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