Mexican mudslide

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It was y/n's  forth year at hogwarts

"Get ready dear!" Yelled my mum

"Oh and don't forget your medicine!"

"I won't!" I said

"Ready?" She said

"Yup!" I replied grabbing my brown hogwarts bags

We appetated to kings cross where she walked me to the train

"Bye love!" She said kissing me all over

"Omg mummy stoooopppp" I shoved her off like the sassy girl I was

I was hopping on the train as I felt the need to let go of a fart

Just let it rip I thought to myself

*Eurrrggghhh* ah that felt good I thought to myself it was definitely a wet one

I cleared out some of the smell with my bath and body works mango spray.

I notice someone open the door

"OH MY GOD" they yelled

"WHATS THAT SMELL!?!?"

"My body spray" I replied

Oh shoot another fart was coming

"And you are..?" I asked

"Hannah abbot" she replied

"Nice to meet- *EUUGHHHHHGHHUUUU*" oh crap I shat myself I thought I moved my feet back and forth feeling the wet poop jiggle in my unwashed white underwear.

"OH MY- I feel a bIt DiZzy.." she said as she passed out on the floor

"Welp, to bad so sad" I said

I dragged her back into the compartment across from mine

"Ahhhhh" I said sitting back down and moving my arse on the seat feeling the wetness in my pants.

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