In the distance I hear a lot of cracks
Quickly I turn into a hairless cat and hide in a broom closet with a hole big enough for me to see the aurors
"MERLINS BEARD" said who I assume was arther Weasley
"THATS MY SON THATS MY BOY!"
"NO!" Yelled Lucius malfoy
"DRACO NO!"
"RON, HARRY, HERMIONE NO!"
Someone stood in front of my door, I accidentally meowed
Crap! I thought as who I assume was the minister opened the door
I began to act as if I was terrified and began to clutch to the minister
"Poor, poor little kitten" he said as he began to set me down
I hear a voice yelling down the hall
"MINISTER! MINISTER! I caught them!"
Oh it was that student I put a curse on to take the blame for me
"Was it you boy!??"
"Did you do this!?!?"
"Yes" said the boy
"AURORS TAKE HIM TO AZKABAN!"
The aurors began to crack out of hogwarts
"Well kitty I guess you better come with me then!"
He grabbed me and apperated to the ministry
I sat in my new bed; still as a cat at the ministry
When it was the ministers lunch break I decided to go explore
First putting poison and crack in his left over tea bags
I decided to go to the floor number 3 I walked down to a door that said "Dolores Umbridge" I quickly changed the name to
"Here lies Ms.Umbitch" perfect
I walked in the office and was greeted by a grunt
"EW GET OUT AT ONCE" she yelled
I choochifeid her and the entire rest of the floor
Then the next
Then the next
Then the next...
