𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐘 𝐃𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐒, & 𝐇𝐂'𝐒

✵ HOW YOU MET DEAN

-since you love music, you often go to record stores

- even if you've gotten all of the records you listen to

-theres a little hangout area where you can listen for a while before you buy them

- even if you don't end up buying them, they let you chill and listen to them

-since you go here often, you know all the usual people that come through and buy new records and just come to listen to them

- but you showed up one Saturday and there's somebody new

- and you would be lying if you said he wasn't attractive.

- I mean he's legit a hunk of a man

- just a big ol' beef stick

- and he looked like a legit man. 

- that wont no boy

- so you just scooted pass said big ol' beef boy

- and minded your business

- not really cause you couldn't think about anything else

- but you acted like you didn't notice him

- bitch could destroy yo ass in more ways than one

- so you just avoided him

- cause you knew what kind of girls someone like that went after

- so you thought you had no chance

- so you actually minded your business and started looking through records to play and buy

- you actually found more than one so you had a whole stack going on

- and you were content just picking out records

- so you had a smile on your face

- you were in your own little world when you felt somebody's gaze on you 

- at first you didnt want to look up 

- so you just ignored it

- until it didnt go away

- so you said, what the hell

- and looked up

- as soon as you looked up you looked back the hell down

- what in the world was Beefy Mc'Beef man doing looking at you

- why is he smiling-

- that's when he cut off your thoughts

- '' you like (y/f/m)?''

- YOU COULDNT EVEN TALK

- you were so nervous, yo ass said

-''LeTs HiT eM wItH sOmE sMaRtAsS sHiT''

- ''If I didn't, I wouldn't have put it in the stack''

- what the hell is wrong with you y/n

- then you thought,

-maybe you didnt screw up,

- what if he's into that shit?

- he might like him a fiesty bitch

- you just zoned back in when he started chuckling

- and started looking through your stack of records