Instant Love IV: Situations {Tetralogy: August Alsina Story}

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Mariah POV:

Ta'day Aug and I are wit Sway fa dis short interview. Er'thang dats on tha magazines and shit is gettin' cleared up. It needs ta be cleared. Crystal lucky I can't touch ha cuz I will dot tha bitch eyes wit a fuckin' fork. When we get there, I automatically ask fa sum'n' ta drink. Then he starts tha show...

Sway: "Welcome back! Right now we are with tha couple everybody loves cuz they always so fuckin' happy..."

I juss laugh and damn nea' choke on my water

Sway: "*laughs* The Alsina's"

August: "*laughs* Thanks fa havin' us, bruh"

Sway: "Now it's usually just you by yourself..."

August: "Yea. But dis my beybe hea'..."

Honey B: "Now I feel all insecure and shit"

Me: "*laughs* Why?"

Honey B: "Cuz you lookin' all top model and shit and I look like I been whacked wit a bat. Can somebody lend her a hoodie and some shades"

I juss laugh. She gon' be tha crazy one

Sway: "Now since this is yo first time here. We wanna play a game"

Me: "Oh shit"

Aug juss laughed

Sway: "*laughs* It's OK. It's not a bad game. We're gonna ask you three questions and you can't lie. It's call 'Keepin' It One Hundred' so you have no choice but to keep it real"

I nod and a theme song plays lol

August: "Dis should be entertainin'"

Sway: "First question! Who would you kiss otha than August?"

Me: "Holy fuck..."

Honey B: "Really Sway? You trynna get her in trouble"

Sway: "*laughs* Nope"

Me: "Umm. Well...if I neva met Aug, then I would kiss Ginuwine"

Honey B: "Ion blame you. He fine as hell"

Me: "*laughs* I'm juss sayin'..."

Sway: "*laughs* Second question. Have you eva been arrested? If so how many times?"

Me: "Yea I have. Twice"

Sway: "Really?!"

Me: "Yup. Shockin' I know"

Honey B: "It really is. If you'ont mind...what chu do?"

Me: "Back in high school, at tha time, I did a lot of crazy shit. So long story short, I stole some shit. And tha second time came from beatin' a bitch ass and she pressed charges on me"

Sway: "Did it get violent"

I juss laughed

August: "Dats a yes"

Honey B: "Where you there when this happened?"

August: "Of course. It was in our house. I juss stood back and watched. I wasn't riskin' my life ta stop dat fight. Tha fuck..."

Sway: "*laughs* Honey B. Don't piss her off..."

Honey B: "Umm. Since I know she prolly won't answer this...Aug what she do to her?"

August: "Let's juss say anger took ova. I think it's best if I leave it at dat" He said laughin'

Me: "Good answer"