Person:
Alex GAYskarth
I mean Gaskarth
No i mean GAYskarth, Jalex exists.
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About 9 months ago, Alex had fucked your brains out and broken the bed...
Now, here you are at the hospital about to give birth to a child.
Alex was being sweet and holding your hand.
"Push!" The doctor kept saying.
"Push!"
You kept pushing, and after a couple seconds you had noticed that Alex's hand wasn't holding yours anymore.
You turned your head a little to look at him to find him tapping on his phone.
"A-alex" you yelled still pushing.
"Huh, yeah babe?" He asked not looking up from his phone.
"W-what -push- are y-you -push- doing?" You panted.
"Just one more game babe, i gotta get the ball in. 8 ball pool is hard dammit" he groaned at the phone.
You furrowed your eyebrows at him, being in your state of tiredness, you couldn't do anything.
"Push one more time!" The doctor said.
And you pushed your hardest, and out came the offspring.
"ALEX!" You yelled.
"ONE MORE FUCKING SHOT" he yelled tapping away at his phone.
"Uhh" the doctor mumbled.
"Your baby is a... Pool ball" he said handing you the striped pool ball.
"YES THATS THE BALL I NEED TO GET TO WIN!" Alex yelled.
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A/N-
I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS OH MY GOD 😂
