The Scandal (Thomas Brodie Sangster)

Mum!

"Are you excited for this video?" Y/n asks off camera, as Thomas sat at her kitchen island beside his mother who sat putting some blush and powder on 

"No"

"Thomas" she says slightly glaring at him

"I'm excited... I'm just, scared" He sighs 

"shall we get started?" y/n asks

"Yeah" He sighed "Introduce yourself" 

"Ohh me?"

"Yes you mum"

"Ohh, Hello I am tasha, I am Thomas' mother. he's my little baby and I am here because... why am I here?"

"Y/n want's to embrace me so. she called you over because you have all the dirt"

"I did do that" Y/n giggled

"Ohh I see, so I'm answering questions?"

"Yes mum"

"You ready for the first one?" Y/n asks

"Yes, fire away darling" she smiled

"What was Thomas like as a baby?" 

"Uhh, He cried alot"

"I still do" 

"I think you where a little... overdramatic as a baby,"

"How so?"

"We'd take your toy away and you'd swear someone had just ripped it out your hand and set it on fire," she laughs "When you first came home you slept in the little fold out crib in the bedroom with us, and you used to throw your blankets in the middle of the night"

"did I?"

"You did, always hit your dad though never me,"

"so Id throw it?"

"We'd tuck you in before we went to bed and then somehow in the middle of the night, you decied you where hot so you'd throw the blankets out your crib and onto your dad"

"How old was I?"

"Like... about two I think maybe, you weren't very old"

"He still hates blankets, He'll get cosy and then throw them off at various points" Y/n laughed 

"But you where alright, never too much trouble. Yet."

"Yet?" y/n laughs

"Yet" 

"What was Thomas' favoutre toy as a child?" 

"Ohh, do you remember?"

"No, I don't. I remember my first like favoutre toy was probably my little R2 I had"

"No, no before that"

"Before that? then I have no idea"

"You had a big brown bear, that your nanny brought when I gave birth and you had that every night in your crib, and everyday if we took you out the crib without the bear, we wouldn't hear the end of it. You once tried to climb into the washing machine with him"

"did I?"

"You did"

"How old was I?"

"I think you where about six"

"Six?"

"so old enough to know better?" Y/n laughed

"Ummm sort of yes."

"why did I try to climb into the washing machine?"

"Ava had been sick on your bear because she hadn't been feeling well, so we put him in the washing machine with some other bits and left the door open to go get some other things to make the load up, and you had been on the kitchen floor... I think playing with lego, and you decided you wanted to go with your bear and tried climbing into the washing machine"

"How far did I get?"

"You got your head, and shoulders in, before I got back and pulled you out" she laughs "and then I didn't hear the end of it because teddy was going around in the washing machine, and you wanted to go in the washing machine" 

"I was a dumb child"

"Strangely a year later, you couldn't care less about teddy, he went on your self and I don't think you ever picked him up again. He was still there when you moved out"

"Awwww... man, I feel bad for teddy" Y/n giggled 

"Yeah, I'm sorry teddy. well I'm thirty now but come home we can chill have a beer, watch starwars" 

"You had another teddy you liked but that was.. we had to take that one away"

"what? what teddy did you take away from me?"

"You don't remember Missy? the little white bear?"

"No."

"Oooohhh... who was Missy thomas?"

"I have no idea" he says "who was missy?"
"Missy was this white teddy that was almost as big as you that you got for your fourth birthday, and you named it missy, you would take missy and teddy everywhere with you, until... I don't know if you want this in the video"
"If we don't we'll cut it"
"One night, your dad went into your room before bed just to cheek you where sleeping okay, and he found you. Laid in your bed... Fast asleep or atleast we think so, with your arms completely around this teddy, and your legs completely around the bear And just..... Moving"
"Huuuuuuu!!!" Y/n gasps
"Mum!"
"You where maybe seven so... You didn't know what you where doing, but we uhhh took it away shortly after we found that"
"So I was actually just like-"
"Humping it." Y/n giggled
"Pretty much"
"See! I told you! Rabbit in a previous life"
"You don't do that anymore do you?"
"No mum. I no longer hump teddy bears" he sighed
"Well why would you want to when you have such a. Lovely lady"
"Awww thank you" y/n giggled "okay,"
"More! I'm already questioning so much"
"What was Thomas' first words?"
"I don't actually know this you haven't told me"
"Watermelon"
"Watermelon?"
"We where trying to get you to talk because you where not really getting there on your own so we where trying lots of different words with you and you didn't say anything and the one evening I was cutting up some watermelon and I asked you what it was and you started talking"
"Awwww"
"It didn't come out completely write but you did your best"
"What did it come out as?"
"More like watblerfellon, but you're first try" she shurgs
"You hate watermelon?'
"I do... But that's interesting, that's just what I deiced to start saying"
"And he hasn't shut up since" Y/n giggled

"Love you too y/n"