Chapter 3 - Ishmael the seagull and the fight

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THEY EACH GRABBED A FISH FROM THE BUCKET HOVERING AROUND THE WET PINK SAND.

'NOOOOO!!' CRIED ALEX AS HARRY TOSSED THE FISH THROUGH THE AIR THE AERODYNAMIC STRUCTURE OF THE FINS CUT THROUGH ALEXS SKIN PERFECTLY AND GAVE HIM A MASSIVE SCAR. THERE WAS ALEXS BRIGHT GREEN BLOOD SQUIRTING OUT EVERYWHERE.

' U ARE A POOHEAD IDIOT MAN STALLION!' ALEX CRIED HIS BUTTOCKS STICKING OUT AT AN WEIRD ANGLE' HE SHOUTED IN REMORSE.

BEFORE HE COULD SAY ANOTHER WORD HARRY LOOKED UP GENTLY AT A NICE SEAGULL ABOVE AND HAD AN IDEA HE CALLED THE SEAGULL USING A LANGUAGE HE WAS TAUGHT BY HIS LATE MOTHER 'SWARKK SWAAAARK!'

HE SAID IMMEDIATELY THE SEAGULL FLEW TO HIS COMMAND 'SWAARK HIS SWAAARK FACE!' HE EXCLAIMED

THE SEAGULL DID JUST THAT AND THE SEAGULL GRAPPED THE WANDERING BUCKET OF FISH AND SLICED THROUGH ALEXS FACE VICIOUSLY.

THE SEAGULL TOLD HARRY HE WAS CALLED ISMAEL AND GAVE HIM HIS NUMBER BEFORE FLYING OFF INTO THE YELLOW SUNSET WITH HIS NEW TUB OF FISHIES TO FEED TO HIS WIFE AND KIDS.

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