Opposite Fiona

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Me: Sup guys. Ok I have a friend here

Finn: Do you always bring your friends into this?

Me: Yes because they are the ones with the dares and truths for y'all. Today I have Faith (aka  faith_the_great) today

Faith: Hello bootyful people. *walks in wearing a sky blue tank top, navy-blue short jeans, high top boots and a hello kitty braclet*

Jake: Good day m'lady.

Faith: Good day and I think I would appreciate it if you do not treat me like an actual girl. Anywho I have a dare for Fi.

Fi: Cool. What's the dare

Faith: I dare you to act like a bad girl for a day *whispers* and kill Butch.

Fi: are you serious?!?!?!

Cake: My baby is not doing that. Over my dead body! *glares at Faith*

Me: Too bad she has to. It is a dare

Fi: It's ok Cake it is only for the day. *goes into a chnging room with Faith*

*10 mintues later*

*Fiona comes out dressed in a dark gray t-shirt with a skeleton's hand holding the middle finger out, black short shorts, pink fading into a black color hair, gray beanie, black leather jacket, black nail polish, black boots, red lipstick, blue eyeshadow, black daimond shape earrings, and a braclet*

Everyone except me, Faith and Fi: *stares with jars dropping to the floor*

Me: You guys may want to close your mouths unless yo want to catch flies with it.

Everyone except me, Fi and Faith: Oh O.O

Cake: I can't believe you bitches actually made my baby cakes like this.

Fi: Yo Cake lay off it is just a stupid-ass dare that I had to do. No need to let your anger out on them. It is not let I was being stabbed in the heart. Ok so why don't you just shut the fucking hell up and shove your ugly-ass face in a bag of nasty shitty cat-nip.

Everyone except Fi: *gasps loudly*O.O

Cake: Oh no. Hell you did not!

Fi: Hell I so did. You got a problem with that take it up with my ass because it is the only thing that gives a crap about the shit you say.

Everyone except Fi: *stands like statues with shocked faces*

*In the city of Townsville*

Fi: *breaks down the door of the RRB'S house and walks upstairs to Butch's bedroom and kicks down his door too*

Butch: What the hell? *stares and blushes violently*

Fi: *holds a dagger behind her back and walks slowly to Butch's bed*

Butch: Well if you are one of those fangirls, I suggest you should wait downstair unless you want to get funky in here. *wiggles his eyebrows*

Fi: *grabs him by the neck and stabbs him in the heart and in both his eyes* more like things were about to get bloody in here.

*the next day later in my house*

*Fi dress back in her regular clothes and don't ask me what is it I am really lazy right now to describe it*

Cake: Now that is my Fi *slaps Fi in the face*

Fi: What the fucking hell was that for?*holds her cheek right on top of where Cake slapped her*

Cake: That was for yesterday with that bad girl attitude you had on me.

Fi: It was a stupid dare!

Me: Anyway remember to read, comment and vote.

Faith: Bye Bootyful people

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