Me: Hey guys guess what day it is
Finn: Is it the last day of this crap?
Me: Ok 1. the hell it is 2 I am hurt that you would call all of this crap and 3 today is April fools day
Everyone except me: Oh No!
Me: Quit whine it is not going to be as bad as you all may think it will.
Fi: How exactly?
Me: B/c there will be no truths today just our normal day with a couple of dares.
Cake: Fine but those dares better no be toward me got it
Me: Bitch you can't tell me otherwise. Anyway the first dare is for all the girls except Cake and PB to dress in all pink. PB & Cake has to smear mud all over themselves.
Cake & PB: Why can't we dress up in all pink too?
Me: B/c 1 Pb is already head to toe pink and 2 I want to see if Cake is afraid of getting dirty.
Cake: Hell I am afraid.
Me: M, Fi, IQ, and FP you guys can find some pink dress in the closet next to my room.
M: Ok let's go you guys *she and the other two goes to the closet, opens the door which triggers a bucket of ice and water to fall on the*
M, FI, IQ & FP: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Me: What's wrong
FP: A BUCKET OF ICE AND WATER FELL ON ALL OF US YOU BASTARD!!!
Me: Oh yeah I forgot while I was asleep my cousin Jack may or may not have set some April Fools traps just to prank you guys. So might want to wtach out for those. Now you four go dry up.
M,FI,IQ,&FP: *goes to the bathroom opens the door which triggers a jelly gernade to go off and jelly exploded everywhere* UGH!!!!
Me: Like I said I was asleep while he set up the traps so I am not sure what he had in stock for y'all
M,FI,IQ&FP: *grabs three towels and dry off and goes back to the closet and grab three pink dress and goes to indidvual bathrooms*
FP: *goes to the batroom ithat is inside my computer room, opens the door and triggers a cup of hot tea to hit her face, and she goes in and chages into a pink ball gown fireproof dress*
M:*goes into the bathroom that is on the secong floor next to the party room, opens the door and steps on a tile that release a swarm of bees out and runs away screaming*
Fi:*goes into the bathroom across from the living room and lean on a wall which back up and triggered a bunch of knives to hurl at her*
IQ: *goes to the bathroom that is a floor above the computer room, open the door, sat on the toilet top which triggered a bowl of chili to spill on her*
*2 hours later*
Fi: *came in wear a long pink dress that has long sleeves*
M: *came in wear a pink dress that is around her thighs and is strapless*
IQ: *came in wearing a pink dress that has noodle straps*
Me: Do we even want to know what happened in the bathroom?
M & Fi: NO!
FP: *comes wearing the dress I described early PAY ATTENTION!* Ok now time to watch Cake and PB get dirty literally.
Me: That's the spirit I guess.
*We all go to a forestand found a mud puddle*
Cake & PB: *Jumps into the mud puddle smear it all over their body*
Me: Ok see it was the bad of a day it by fast and not that many damages today
Jake: I guess your right but why do I have this feeling that it is not over?
Me: B/c I only dared the girls so far today. Now It is you boys turn. The other dare is for all the boys to survive the night in a cave.
Finn: That's it?
Me: Yeah basically but remember there will be traps there set up by Jack so be aware.
*PG, ML,F, J, IK, & FLP went and found a cave which they have to spend the night in but by sitting on rocks the triggered a cage of bats to open and attacked them throughout the night*
~The Next Day~
ML, F, J, PG, FLP, & IK: *comes into my house cover with scratches*
Me: Glad to see you guys still alive. Remember to read, comment, and vote, BUH-BYE and happy April Fools day
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Adventure Time: truth or dare
HumorCome ask the the people from both Finn and Jake and Fiona and Cake some very deep truth or have them do some hilarious dare.
