•Some dynamic trio jokes

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Dynamic trio: Jerome, Monty, Buggs

Jerome: Angelica~

Monty: Eliza~

Buggs: AND PEGGY

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Genderbend

Nugget: Who are the Plastics?

Maison: They're teen royalty

Renny: That one there is Bea Hunter, she is one of the dumbest girls you'll ever meet, Maison sat next to her in English last year

Maison: She asked me how to spell "orange"

Renny: That little one is Molly Montgomery

Maison: She's totally rich because her dad invented toaster struddle

Renny: Molly Montgomery is in everybody's business, she know everything about everyone... And evil takes the human form in Jeanette Brooks, don't be fooled, because she might look like your tipical selfish back-stabbing, slut-faced cold bag, but in reality, she is so much more than that

Maison: She's the queen bee, the star, these other two are just her workers

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Watching Barbie Princess Charm School

Jerome: I'm Blair

Buggs: I wanted to be Blair! >:(

Jerome: I CALLED DIBS ON BLAIR! >:(

Monty: *ok with being Isla*

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Jerome: Blossom, commander and the leader!

Monty: Bubbles, she is the joy and the laughter!

Buggs: Buttercup, and she's the toughtest fighter!

Penny: ....Monty, wouldn't you be a better Blossom?

Monty: Yes, but Jerome likes to be the leader in everything, and Buggs called dibs in Buttercup

Buggs: Her anime version has a mother fucking hammer!

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Jerome and Buggs: Surprise! Happy birthday, Monty!

Monty: ...Is not my BIRTHDAY!

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Monty: You tried to kill me A WEEK AGO! I'm not going anywhere with you!

Buggs: Monty, our sweet nerd, our magnificent crippled angel

Jerome: I know we have some trust issues, and that's both our faults

Monty: You literally tried to murder me!

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