Hawks: *comes home from work*
Dabi: hi birdie
Hawks: what did you do
Dabi: nothing *goes over and starts a flame on hawks uniform*
Hawks: hey hey quit
Dabi: *watching the flame destroy hawks clothes*
Hawks: *rolls his eyes* you're lucky heat from your fire turns me on
Dabi: i know. That was the point
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Dabi: *has been wearing protection since the one mating season year*
Hawks: touya
Dabi: hm
Hawks: do you think we can try for another baby..?
Dabi: yeah of course keigo
Hawks: *hugs him* thank you
Dabi: you don't need to thank me keigo *pet*
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Toga: *has also learned what hawks mating call is and leaves when she hears it*
Toga: *goes to ochacos dorm*
Rara: hi what are you doing here
Toga: its hawks mating season again and I hate there when it is
Rara: oh
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Everyone comments on hawks burns from Dabi when ever he's out and he always replies with the same thing "I'll give you something to talk about"
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Hawks: touya im bored
Dabi: is that why you called me?
Hawks: mhm can you come fuck meeeee
Dabi; fine
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When Dabi leaves the house during mating season hawks sexts him the whole time. Dabi has learned not to check his phone until he gets home or hes away from wandering eyes
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The one time Dabi sent hawks clothes shopping for him hawks returned with a thong. Dabi was not impressed but hell wear it sometimes to surprise hawks
I'm tired
