King: your my boyfriend. You see me naked all the time
George: but that's when I'm fucking you and your hot and bothered
King: I've been doing more clothed ones recently
George: I'm sure you still look hot. You always do
King: shut up. I'm sure you'd be hot if you did a photoshoot with me
George: you mean I'm not now?
King: ehhh
George: liar