Why the Signs are in Jail
Aries: getting into a dance battle at the club then turning it into an actual battle
Taurus: kidnapping celebrities and forcing them to sing/act out your favorite scenes
Gemini: fraud:))))
Cancer: For stealing (your
heart)
Leo: illegally downloading music so you could turn up
Virgo: Pouring bleach on people you hate
Libra: They were framed
Scorpio: murder :D
Sagittarius: kidnapping people and calling it an aesthetic
Capricorn: Throwing pies at iggy azalea repeatedly
Aquarius: Hacking into the government databases to find out about the aliens
Pisces: Downloading illegal cartoon smut
