Piggy: Book 1 But it's terrible

Chapter 1

Player: so this is the place Georgie piggy was last seen... well time to do my job-

Player gets knocked out

A few hours later

The player wakes up in the bedroom

Player: where am I?.... oh I'm in the house! Wait.... someone has put me in here. I was knocked out.... how long have I been out for?

The player opens the door of the bedroom and leaves the room, leans over the banister and notices someone

Player: huh? Is that.. why do they have a baseball bat? And why do they have red eyes? And why is the door locked up? Whatever, I brought my gun with me so it's going to use, I don't care if they're a child, I will slaughter them. I will find George and get my money.

He rapid fires on the pig before walking downstairs

Player: stay down... I'll just tell everyone at the station Georgie went insane and I found her dead in here.

The player walks into a corridor of the house.

Player: so I'm looking for clues, but I'm also looking for a way to get out, why is the door barricaded? These things I just wish I knew.

They find a closet and get a key

Player: great, a key, doesn't look like the one on the house though.

Piggy: Hello I'm back

Player: How?

Piggy: Because bullets only stun me for 30 seconds, dumbass.

Player: but... ok what happened to you can I ask?

Piggy: I can't tell you, you'll find out later, also I'm not meant to be talking

Player: then why are you talking?

Piggy: I don't know.. to make it more funny? I genuinely- gets shot

Player: Nerd, now I'll just grab this baseball bat and bash the door down

The player proceeds to walk back to the front door, only to figure out whacking it with a baseball bat, is in-fact, not doing shit

Player: this is what happens when you're shorter then a child, you got no strength.

Piggy: Give me back my bat bitch

Player: THAT WAS 30 seconds?

Piggy: Yes. Give me it back or I'll make you infected

Player: what now?

Piggy: silence

Player: oh yeah you're not meant to talk, that means that I'm keeping this baseball bat and knocking out with it

Piggy grabs the players arm

Player: ok fine have it back.. I have a gun anyway click damn, out of ammo

Piggy: good luck finding bullets ha! Oh wait there actually is bullets in this house..

Player: Dumbass LMAO.

Piggy: I have a weapon you know

Player: yea.

The player starts running and bursts through a window outside

Player: .... why did I do that. Ow.... well are they coming to kill me?........ wow they are slow. Ok I guess I'll get up then.

Outside there is a well and a shed

Player: well in the well there's a bucket, with a key in it for some reason.. whatever I'll take it.

Player: damn, shed is locked.

Piggy catches up and runs through the broken window, falling in glass

Player: bro how slow are you

Piggy: not my fault the bots are so easy to beat

Player: don't care, anyway have fun being covered in glass.

The player swipes piggy's baseball bat out of their hands and bashes the shed door

The door falls down

Player: well it's a lot easier when the door doesn't have so many unneeded locks on it.

In the shed was a hammer.

Player: well I can use this for the front door. Here's your bat back, I'll be fair.

The player hops over piggy lying on the floor and back through the window

Player: well I've got a hammer and a key, that should do it

The player puts the key in and badges down the wood planks with a hammer.

Player: a code? Really? Whatever I'll just guess

Player: 58008.. Yep that's it. Well bye!

The player leaves the house

Player: wHat was that? I'll have to go to the station for help!1!1! It looked so familiar!!