"Newsreel of the Stars. Dateline, Hollywood, 1930. The Warner Bros. Studio. Here at the studio's new Animation department, the artists toil endlessly to come up with new cartoon stars after the fail of their latest one, Buzz Adroit. They ended up creating three new characters, the Warner brothers and their sister Dot."
"Hellooo Nurse!"
"Unfortunately, the Warner kids were totally out of control."
"Boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy!"
"The trio ran amuck throughout the studio."
"Until their capture."
"The Warners' films, (which made absolutely no sense) were locked away with Buzz's films in the studio vault, never to be released."
"As for the Warners themselves, they were locked away in the studio water tower, also to never be released.
"Publicly, the studio has disavowed any knowledge of the Warners' existence to this very day, when the very Buzz Adroit, (who was thought to be long gone) helped them escape."
"It's time for Animaniacs!
And we're zany to the max!
So just sit back and relax
You'll laugh till you collapse
We're Animaniacs!
Come join the Warner brothers
And the Warner sister Dot
Thanks to our friend Buzz, we run around the movie lot
They lock us in the tower, whenever we get caught
But we break loose, and then we vamoose, and now you know the plot!
We're Animaniacs!
Dot is cute and Yakko yaks
Wakko packs away the snacks
Fear is what our girl Buzz lacks
We're Animaniacs!
Meet Pinky and the Brain who want to rule the universe
Goodfeathers flock together
Slappy whacks them with her purse
Buttons chases Mindy
While Rita sings a verse
The writers flipped
We have no script
Why bother to rehearse?
We're Animaniacs!
We have pay-or-play contracts!
We're zany to the max
There's baloney in our slacks!
We're Animaney
Totally insaney
Here's the show's namey!
Animaniacs! Those are the facts!"
CZYTASZ
Adroit-maniacs: Season 1
FanfictionScenes, songs, scenarios, and segments from season 1 of both the OG Animaniacs, and the reboot, with my oc, Buzz in it Note: Songs will be from any season
