MHA Groupchat

.04

This was made by Me and xcold_sobax

Tea time sis 

Chat names:

Im Tired You Mf - Aizawa

Ill Kill You All - Bakugou

Grape juice - Mineta

Pink bitch - Ashido

Vomit queen - Uraraka

Kero bitch - Asui

I have a tail - Ojiro

Fuck off teakettle - Todoroki

I love breaking bones - Midoriya

Join my cult - Tokoyami

I can see you - Hagakure

Armageddon - Shoji

Insomniac potato - Shinsou

Mom(o) - Yaomomo

Sonic the hedgehog - Iida

✨ Spill the tea sis ✨ - Aoyama

Music is life - Jirou

AnimalLuv - Koda

Want cake? - Sato

Spiderman - Sero

Pikabitch - Kaminari

I_Need_A_Pet_Rock - Kirishima

Tea today is: this is why you don't yell at Todoroki

3:29 am

Fuck off teakettle:
Midoriya, are you sure that you aren't All Might's secret love child?

I love breaking bones:
Yes, Todoroki-kun. For the last time: I AM NOT HIS SECRET LOVE CHILD OR WHATEVER!

...

Sonic the hedgehog:
Why are you two a) still awake right now, and b) discussing this?!

Fuck off teakettle:
  A) insomnia and B) because I am convinced that I'm correct and Midoriya just keeps denying it.

...

Join my cult:
Todoroki, will-

Fuck off teakettle:
Tokoyami, no.

Mom(o):
...wait, did Midoriya yell at Todoroki?!

...

Sonic the hedgehog:
Yaoyorozu, this is texting-

I_Need_A_Pet_Rock:
Midobro, u better lock your doors - when Bakubro finds that out which could happen any moment ur doomed + i can already hear footsteps heading towards the stairs and the elevators

I love breaking bones:
SHIT

-Ill kill you all is online-

I_Need_A_Pet_Rock:
U know what? RUN MIDOBRO

...

Ill Kill You All: DEKU DID WHAT?!

...

Sonic the hedgehog:
It's gotten awfully quie-

*insert awfully loud banging noises*

Sonic the hedgehog:
I take that back...

...

Fuck off teakettle:
What's going on now-?

Pikabitch:
me & everyone else -iida, kiribro and momo are standing in front of someone's door READY TO KICK SOME ASS

I love breaking bones:
AHH! HELP ME IIDA! TODOROKI-KUN I'M SORRY!!!!

Pink bitch:
SORRY ISN'T ENOUGH IDIOT

I_Need_A_Pet_Rock:
BAKUBRO CALM DOWN!

Ill Kill You All:
I'M NOT STOPPING TIL THAT SHITTY NERD DIES

Fuck off teakettle:
Guys, it's not that big of a-

Ill kill you all +15 others:
DIE!!!!!!!

Fuck off teakettle:
  ...Midoriya, are you okay?

Im Tired You Mf:
Nah he isnt.

Sonic the hedgehog:
Completely ignoring how you got in here, sensei, why didn't you do anything?!

Im Tired You Mf:
I did do something.

Sonic the hedgehog:
.... That is?

Kero bitch:
He helped us beat up Midoriya.

Sonic the hedgehog:
Sensei, that was very wro-

-Im Tired You Mf has left the chat-

Sonic the hedgehog:
I- I just witnessed a murder

Kero bitch:
The death of broccoli

I love breaking bones:
I'M SORRY TODOROKI

Fuck off Teakettle:
It's ok- but why did everyone attack him

Armageddon:
This bean- so innocent protecc him

Ill Kill You All:
Fuck off tentacle dude the bean is mine

Fuck off teakettle:
o////-////o I dont belong to anyone Bakugou.

-Im tired you mf is online-

Im Tired You Mf:
I have the adoption papers

-Fuck off teakettle is offline-

Everyone still online minus Midoriya:
Aweeeeeeeee he's flustered

Sonic the hedgehog:
FIRE TODOROKI IS ON FIRE-

-Everyone are offline-

-Tired Author and SimpAnnA(hooman autocorrection) are online-

And this is the story of the first time Midoriya ended up in hospital, without using his quirk. There was a broccoli hurt in the process of making this. No, he didn't die, though he is severely injured.

Tired Author: Hello my friends, hope you enjoyed the tea today, special mention is @xcold_sobax a.k.a SimpAnnA. She helped me write this chapter :>

SimpAnnA (hooman auto correction): Uhm- hi. I have to admit, this was quite fun to write. Especially since we stan innocent Todobabes over here cuz like- why on earth not? I honestly dunno what else to say but like- Give ze tired author ze luv, support and so on that he deserves.

Tired Author: UGSIUFYDFVYHJUFV- no don't listen to her, and yes we stand todobabe but please go read Anna's story it needs more love, and thank you all for 4.9k on Rating MHA Ships and other shit, I didn't think we would get 900 in less than a month im very happy thank you so much <3.

SimpAnnA (hooman autocorrection): No, please give him ze luv and don't read my shit.

Tired Author: Ok ok we should stop the argument but bye guys!!! Cya you guys next time for your dose of tea <3

SimpAnnA (hooman autocorrection): Yes, yes, さようなら(Sayonara) 

Tired Author: Now excuse us, I have no idea what she will do but I have online classes and homework awaiting for me to finish. TT^TT

-Tired Author and SimpAnnA(hooman autocorrection) are offline-