𝐍𝐞𝐰𝐬𝐢𝐞𝐬 || 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐂𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬

Newsies As Things My Friends Have Said P. 2

Please prepare for the crackhead hours (ALSO THOR DARK WORLD SPOILERS) So sorry, no one shot's again

Race: I'm gay, dead inside and bored as frick, who wants to ft

Jojo: ...

Jojo: S-sure

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Elmer: 🙈

Crutchie: 🙊

Albert: 🐡

Jack: wrong.

Albert: I'll go-

Jack: Thanks

Albert: No problem

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Race: *sigh*

Race: Let's try this again

Race: WE FINISH EACH OTHER'S

Albert: SANDWICHES

Race: HEY THAT'S WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY

Spot: k I'm done here bai

Albert: I NEVER MET SOMEONE WHO THINKS SO MUCH LIKE ME

Albert: BAII

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Spot: I hate all of you

All the newsies simultaneously: Luv ya too

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Albert: *insert photo of screen playing Thor the Dark World* Anyways thor

Jack: He looks unsettled

Albert: That's Loki. He's always unsettled

Jack: I see

Albert: *insert another photo* That's Thor, he's even more unsettled. Cause his dad is DeAdddddd

Jack: he is not hitting any vibes

Albert: and he just got kicked off his planet

Jack: good for him

Albert: And he isn't worthy of his magic stick

Jack: he was never worthy

Albert: rood

Abert: oh yeah and his brother is actually the son of some ice monster king that he just rekindled a war with, but he doesn't know that

Jack: Elsa?

Albert: yes.

Jack: always.

Albert: Loki son of Elsa.

Jack: Loki sounds like a 3rd grade math website.

Albert: it probably is

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Race: there's a difference between your and you're

Race: So there's a difference between ur and ure

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Race: ure a 70s but im a 90s bitch

Spot: Well I'm an 80s bitch so fuck you

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Jack: *cutely melts crayons on heater*

Race: *cutely melts earlobes on heater*

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Elmer: *insert cute little aesthetic positive quote thing*

Elmer: I want to put this on a shirt

Crutchie: Omg yesssss, put it on 2 so i can have one

Elmer: Ayeeee

Spot: Ew. Positivity. *spits*

Race: Ew. Spot. *spits*

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Race: *aesthetically chokes on pickle*

Crutchie: *aesthetically panics and asks you good?*

Race: *aesthetically coughs and says yes*

Crutchie: *phew*

Spot: *aesthetically wonders what the frickfrack nick snack tick tack rick rack this friendship is*

Davey: *aesthetically wonders if it's too late to back out of this friendship*

Jack: *aesthetically assures you it is*

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Race: okay so i fixed it but i also made it SO MUCH WORSE

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Romeo: You don't even know the vibes until you're blasting staying alive on repeat and dancing around your kitchen for no reason other that you fucking feel like it

Specs: oH

Specs: Then i am nowhere near the vibes

Romeo: No

Romeo: No you are not

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Jack: Mona lisa spelled backwards is asil anom

Race: Yum

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Davey: I'm bored.

Jack: hi bored im dad

Davey: frac off

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Spot: chickens don't poop out eggs when you kill them

Spot: i learnt that today

Spot: You would think it would be a shock thing but nOOOO

Davey: Sometimes I gotta sit back and remember spot is a vegetarian

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Katherine: WHERE ARE MY BOOKS *cries in I just want to read my freaking books*

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Elmer: capricorn always makes me think of unicorns *sigh*

Crutchie: Me too *sigh*

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Race: Why is it called eye cream if it hurts when you put it in your eye

Race: Eye'm not sure but eye sure am screaming

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-Kai🍄