Fitz: how are you feeling?
Tam: fine, except for this headache that comes and goes.
Keefe: *enters*
Tam: there it is again
******
Tam: I'm 80% water, 20% pizza, and 100% emo.
Keefe: That's 200%
Tam: I'll be twice the man you'll ever be
******
Keefe: Wow, I look 10 times sexier in this hat.
Tam: Well, since 10 x 0 is 0 I'd say you're right.
Keefe: ...
******
During Halloween
Sophie: Why are you two dressed as each other?
Keefe: Tam is the scariest person I know
Tam: Dex told me to dress up as the most idiotic thing I could think of
******
Tam: Yesterday Keefe sneezed and I accidentally said, "Shut the freak up" instead of "Bless you"
Sophie: How do you accidentally say "Shut the freak up"?
Tam: My brain works in mysterious ways...
******
Biana: Okay, Keefe. Kiss, marry, kill: Sophie, me and Linh
Keefe: Kiss Biana, marry Sophie, kill Tam
Tam: What the heck!? I WASN'T EVEN AN OPTION!
******
Keefe: *exists*
Tam: Ugh, somewhere out there is a tree working hard to replace the oxygen you're constantly wasting...
Keefe: ...
******
Keefe: *Walks into room* Good mor-
Tam: Don't talk to me until I have my coffee
Keefe: But you don't drink coffee?
Tam: Exactly.
******
On a ship
Sophie: It's too heavy we're going to sink! We need to throw stuff overboard!
Keefe: Why don't you have Bangs Boy drop his angst?
Tam: Why don't we start with your ego?
You can definitely tell how much they dislike each other just from these jokes and memes. But they're so funny together. Haha
