Keefe: Maybe you should wear less black, Tam
Tam: Maybe you should BREATH LESS AIR
******
Keefe: *falls over*
Tam: Someone should help him... *walks away*
Sophie: Aren't you going to help him?
Tam: I meant someone who cares
******
Keefe: Punch me in the face
Tam: Punch you?
Keefe: Yes, punch me, in the face. Didn't you hear me?
Tam: I always hear 'punch me in the face' when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext
******
Keefe: Hey, Foster, if I was a vegetable, do you know which one it would be
Tam: I'd think logically, but knowing you, it would be useless.
Sophie: What vegetable would you be?
Keefe: A broke-li!
Tam: Yeah, because I'm going to break your leg for such a bad pun.
Sophie: KEEFE RUN
******
Keefe: Ugh, my head hurts
Tam: It's because of all the stupidity inside of it
Keefe: At least it's not empty
Tam:
Keefe: LIKE YOURS
Tam:
Tam:
Keefe:
Linh: *holding back Tam* TAM, CONTROL YOURSELF
Sophie: Uh, here's some ointment for your head?
******
*during a fight*
Tam: ANYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH IS STUPID-
Keefe: ... TaM
Tam: Oh no you didn't
Biana: OooooOOoooooOOOhhhh
Dex: *hands Keefe thug life style sunglasses*
******
Keefe: HELP I BURNED MY HAND!
Sophie: Quick, put it on something cold
Keefe: *puts hand over Tam's heart*
Keefe: Ah, much better
Tam: ...
Tam: How does this even help???
******
Dex: You know those friends?The ones that are always there for you? Like, even if you hail them at 2 am, they'll pick up?
Linh: Yup, it's Biana
Tam: Yeah, I guess..?
Dex: Who?
Tam: *realizes it's Keefe* I never said anything. Understood? Not. A. W O R D.
Dun dun dun! Plot twist!
