Why don't women's sports have male cheerleaders?
In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old.
I wish there were always an option to switch to 'Weird Al's version' when listening to the radio.
"I want to spend the rest of my days with you" is fine, but "I want to spend the rest of my weeks with you" is just depressing...
As soon as I put on my seatbelt, I'm wearing my car.
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