Steven Seagal should make a kids show called Steven Seagull about a crime fighting seagull that has a mermaid girlfriend named Stephanie Sea-gal.
There should be a website where you can enter all of your measurements and find out what clothing brands will likely fit you best.
Maybe celebrities don't really give their kids those crazy unusual names. They give them normal names, then release the weird one as a way to protect the child's privacy.
I don't think I've ever heard a car alarm going off and thought "Oh shit, someone's car is getting stolen!"
Is alcohol responsible for creating more people, or for killing more people?
STAI LEGGENDO
Thoughts From The Shower
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