Wheeljack X Ultra Magnus

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Me : sure why not?

Wheeljack : oh my primus no

Ultra magnus : yeah......

Everyone : 0-0

Ultra magnus : just kidding no he can go rest in the pits of koan

Arcee : yes and that means I get my sexy ratchy

Ratchet : *runs to bathroom and throws up then returns * bitch

Arcee : see he is calling me names already

Starscream : * rolls eyes for then she can see it *

Arcee : *looks at him * I saw that eye roll mister

Starscream : you were supposed to bitch no one wants to see your lazy crusty dusty ass here

Megatron : damm

Starscream : also I have an announcement

Soundwave : what is it?

Starscream :I am transgender

Arcee :yeah we all transform duh

Ratchet : no transgender means you think like the opposite gender but is the other gender like starscream he is a mech but thinks like a femme

Arcee :isn't that a mistake?

Starscream : no but I know who were when their carrier gave birth

Everyone :

Ratchet : me and knockout can do surgery for then we can make you a femme if that's what you want?

Starscream :yes please also can you call me by femme pronouns

Megatron :okay also that's my girl!! * proud of her roasts *

Starscream :* blushes and smiles *thanks m'lord

Me : 0-0 wtf?!?!?!? Anyway what does everyone think of this ship?

Optimus and bulkhead : garbage because its always ratchJack

Twins : googaga

Ratchjack  :aaawww

( by the way the twins names are :
Femme - Riley
Mech- cosmo)

Cosmo - carr-ier

Everyone : oh my primus * getting ready to have a party because he said his first word their also going to party starscream's sex change except for the bitch *

I did it it took me a while because I have school work but I did it also starscream is a SAVAGE!!! Anyways

Rescuebots234 out

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