Welcome reader to this tale
Go away if you are a male
Let me guide you through the veil
So we don't end up in jail
If this story finds you well
And if you can try to exhale
Come and join me eating kale
So i don't stomp on your tail
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Welcome reader to this tale
Go away if you are a male
Let me guide you through the veil
So we don't end up in jail
If this story finds you well
And if you can try to exhale
Come and join me eating kale
So i don't stomp on your tail