Me: I think it's time to send y'all back cause I don't want john jones to find out you were outside of the loop and I definitely do not want to get killed by kondor
Slippy: do you guys have to go?
Skye: I don't wanna go!
Midas: sorry you two but it's for our safety
Krystal: wait! What would happen to pigma now that you're gonna leave?
Midas: oh, he'll unfreeze meaning my golden touch will be gone so I recommend someone to keep him at bay
Maya: well bye everyone 😔
Slippy: Bye!
Meowscles: bye!
(After the fortnite crew rifted away and pigma turned to normal)
Pigma: Oh my goodness! What type of power was that!?
Panther: maybe you shouldn't have said something and you'll be fine but nah you chose death-
Pigma: hey fox cunt you know...
Wolf: yup I can't do this anymore
Pigma: i bet your DAD or PEPPY will see how much of a disappointment your are!
Fox: 😐
Falco: your funeral dude
Pigma: oh i think he'll be so frustrated seeing you like this! Very quiet, a crybaby, and a weakling!
Me: oh hell nah...
And then of course...
Fox snapped and grabbed pigma by the throat.
Fox: LISTEN HERE YOU SICK SON OF A B*TCH, YOU CAN INSULT ME ALL YOU F*CKING WANT BUT TALK SH*T ABOUT MY F*CKING DAD OR PEPPY AND YOUR F*CKING LIFE IS DONE FOR!
Me along with everyone else: ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)
Fox: IF YOU SAY ONE MORE F*CKING THING ABOUT THEM I WILL INVERT YOUR F*CKING RIB CAGE, SQUEEZE SH*TTY YOUR KNEECAPS, POUR CEMENT IN YOUR F*CKING EARS AND I WILL RIP OUT EVERY SINGLE F*CKING INTERNAL ORGANS, DO I MAKE MYSELF F*CKING CLEAR?!?
Everyone else: (●__●)
Falco: holy sh*t...
Me: I guess that's what happens when the quiet kid at school snaps
Wolf: pup...wtf-
Fox was also shocked on what he just did and said, everyone else stared at him, shocked and speechless he panicked and ran to his room leaving pigma traumatized on the floor.
Panther and falco: told you
Wolf walked over to fox's room only to find him curled up and weeping
Wolf: pup I-
Fox: I'm sorry Wolf I'm-
Wolf: no need to worry about it fox there's no need to panic, plus i missed hearing that voice of yours-
Wolf was cut off mid sentence by fox who fell asleep on his shoulder when wolf hugged him
Wolf's mind: you're a tired little pup aren't ya?
Wolf layed fox down for him to take a nap and He walked out the room and closed the door behind him.
Pigma: I-
Wolf: you f*cking idiot
Falco: I can't believe pigma actually got fox to talk again
Slippy: but not in a good way
Me: ...
Leon: is it just me or does melissa looked like she've seen a ghost or something...
Wolf: oh yeah She found Emily or whatever her name was, cheating on her
Falco: oh god
Me: I- i'm fine I'm good, there's nothing to worry about I'm gonna take a break for little while meanwhile someone else will be covering for me for a while
Krystal: so much tea
Me: everyone meet Hoshi (Star)
Hoshi: hello!
Panther: greetings
Krystal: I know this is rude but what's with the clothing?
Me: she's from the demon slayer universe
Hoshi: that's right! And I'm practically One year older than her
Me: aight bye oh! And hoshi if pigma starts making a scene you have my permission to "I like your cut g" slap him
Hoshi: got it!
Slippy: vote, ask, or dare!
