"It will be okay Lisa." My mother whispered in Lisa's ear, as she was screaming in pain.
"Aww baby Pissface is having a baby." My brother joked at me, but really I could tell he was exited to be an uncle.
"Your doing so well babe!" I reassured my wife as she just delivered our new healthy baby boy, his name was Noah.
"Baby Pissface Noah now!" My brother murmured, as he giggled.
"Is it a girl or a boy?" My father blurted out, probably unaware of the whole even pregnancy.
"A boy dad." I sharply said unaware of how brainless my father really was.
"Johnny, hold Noah, he keeps looking at you." My wife told me as she handed him to me.
"Hey baby, your so handsome!" I muttered as I kissed Noah on the forehead, it wasn't long before my mother snatched him of me, insisting for a cuddle.
"Lemme hold him mum, I wanna hold baby Pissface Noah."
"Stop calling him that!" I shouted at my brother from across the room.
"How you feeling Lisa?" I started as I stared into my Wife's dark eyes.
"I love you both more than ever, your my worlds." She whispered into my ear just as I kissed her on her lips.
"OH, get a room you two!" My father screamed at us, but we still kept kissing.
"Waa, Waa." Noah was crying.
"He don't like you Pussface. Give him here."
"Oh shut up you barstard." My brother nudged me.
I laid Noah on my chest as I hugged up to my Wife, and he smiled, A warm smile spread on all of our faces, including my parents and brother who huddled over the top of us, welcome Noah Goodman.
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Johnny and Lisa have a baby!!
FanfictionDespite my mum and dad not accepting Lisa, I stayed with her. A few years later, Lisa found out she is pregnant! How will my parents react, and especially Pussface?
